The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2571. | truc (tructxn) | 63.31 | 96% | 2012-01-06 |
| 2572. | Spectral (sspectral) | 63.30 | 95% | 2022-05-27 |
| 2573. | Yoav (yoav) | 63.30 | 91% | 2011-10-15 |
| 2574. | scott (pmonkey) | 63.30 | 95% | 2013-03-09 |
| 2575. | Miya (miyuni) | 63.30 | 93% | 2014-04-10 |
| 2576. | Tim (euclid221) | 63.30 | 95% | 2014-12-12 |
| 2577. | Michael (banelove) | 63.30 | 98% | 2013-04-07 |
| 2578. | Matthew (malysitos) | 63.29 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 2579. | Isaac (isaacmoreno1) | 63.29 | 98% | 2019-02-27 |
| 2580. | Jino (jinothomas) | 63.29 | 94% | 2012-07-30 |
| 2581. | Paul (paulgale) | 63.28 | 94% | 2013-02-28 |
| 2582. | Mamma (mammaracer) | 63.28 | 90% | 2012-12-04 |
| 2583. | Tim (ts00834811) | 63.28 | 94% | 2017-02-07 |
| 2584. | You (lokimonsta) | 63.28 | 96% | 2017-02-06 |
| 2585. | K (karthur) | 63.28 | 96% | 2014-03-17 |
| 2586. | Clumsy (dumpling) | 63.28 | — | 2010-05-10 |
| 2587. | CodeArhat (codearhat) | 63.27 | 99% | 2021-03-21 |
| 2588. | Mastermind (shariq) | 63.27 | 94% | 2011-09-13 |
| 2589. | heclord (heclord) | 63.23 | 96% | 2013-10-31 |
| 2590. | Ben (ironlack) | 63.22 | 96% | 2015-01-16 |
| 2591. | Alice (alice_guo) | 63.22 | 95% | 2015-02-12 |
| 2592. | rey (rey_nhan) | 63.20 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 2593. | Iceman (icemaniv) | 63.19 | 98% | 2011-07-21 |
| 2594. | Alaks (alaksbeen) | 63.19 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 2595. | varun (waldon) | 63.19 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 2596. | tair (sohhab_001) | 63.19 | 94% | 2016-09-24 |
| 2597. | Harish (harishchinnaraj) | 63.19 | 97% | 2017-06-12 |
| 2598. | Steve (stevie169) | 63.18 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 2599. | Patrick Russel (datexe21) | 63.16 | 96% | 2019-11-23 |
| 2600. | WaisCool (tantul) | 63.16 | — | 2009-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |