I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2308. | suiso (suisosan) | 114.30 | 99% | 2018-07-07 |
| 2309. | Adolo (foca248) | 114.29 | 97.3% | 2024-06-13 |
| 2310. | bread (breadstyx) | 114.27 | 91% | 2015-04-15 |
| 2311. | Haley (negativelyhaley) | 114.26 | 98.5% | 2023-12-05 |
| 2312. | anagolr (eagle0523) | 114.26 | 91% | 2017-01-20 |
| 2313. | GSM BERKAH (andyyusuf) | 114.26 | 99% | 2017-09-15 |
| 2314. | Carmen (coffeeliqueur) | 114.25 | 99% | 2022-06-04 |
| 2315. | Rift Herald (rift_herald) | 114.25 | 95% | 2016-12-28 |
| 2316. | Gueedeszz (gueedeszz) | 114.24 | 97% | 2025-04-03 |
| 2317. | Poop (ilikechayu) | 114.24 | 96.9% | 2024-09-02 |
| 2318. | Emperor (aethist) | 114.24 | 99% | 2016-01-10 |
| 2319. | Zuhaib (zuhaibdam) | 114.22 | 97.8% | 2024-12-26 |
| 2320. | Ppantnt (ppantnt) | 114.22 | 98.2% | 2024-06-01 |
| 2321. | Torrent (torrentsrage) | 114.22 | 96% | 2015-06-10 |
| 2322. | Antonio (chipain) | 114.20 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
| 2323. | sophomore (streets112) | 114.20 | 96% | 2018-12-03 |
| 2324. | Ashton (codeadept) | 114.19 | 98% | 2022-01-26 |
| 2325. | album (album) | 114.18 | 98% | 2026-01-21 |
| 2326. | Cal (feedmedope) | 114.18 | 98% | 2019-12-29 |
| 2327. | lelchan (lelchan) | 114.18 | 93% | 2016-12-30 |
| 2328. | Cris (schmidtolini) | 114.17 | 99% | 2017-11-22 |
| 2329. | harry (harrysz) | 114.16 | 96.9% | 2024-11-18 |
| 2330. | Skippy (skippy9) | 114.14 | 98% | 2022-03-25 |
| 2331. | not your dad (buthee) | 114.13 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 2332. | William (william_david) | 114.12 | 100% | 2023-03-06 |
| 2333. | Peter (peterkeder) | 114.10 | 99% | 2023-02-17 |
| 2334. | Tensel (tbbone) | 114.10 | 96% | 2016-09-09 |
| 2335. | (returned) | 114.09 | 98% | 2020-04-05 |
| 2336. | yes! i'm that slow! (cereal... | 114.08 | 98% | 2026-05-28 |
| 2337. | (ilikeponyz20) | 114.07 | 99.2% | 2025-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |