I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3673. | Azhar (azharnawaz) | 63.86 | 98% | 2024-09-03 |
| 3674. | saeed (saeedhsv) | 63.68 | 96.2% | 2024-01-16 |
| 3675. | Etherion (etherionsm) | 63.64 | 94% | 2023-09-16 |
| 3676. | Ankur (ankur94516) | 63.62 | 98.1% | 2023-08-15 |
| 3677. | Dracula99 (dracula99) | 63.48 | 94% | 2023-06-27 |
| 3678. | Helloween (tranduclocbkmail1) | 63.47 | 95.8% | 2023-11-03 |
| 3679. | abhishek (abk_k) | 63.42 | 94.9% | 2023-12-25 |
| 3680. | shmuel (shmuel555) | 63.41 | 95% | 2023-05-03 |
| 3681. | Velor (zhenli) | 63.36 | 95.2% | 2024-05-10 |
| 3682. | lolness1121 (andrewyu1121) | 63.29 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
| 3683. | karim (karimadel) | 63.26 | 95.8% | 2023-12-05 |
| 3684. | Mystic Soul (mystic_soul) | 63.13 | 94.7% | 2023-12-18 |
| 3685. | arthurit0 (artur41) | 63.08 | 95.1% | 2023-08-12 |
| 3686. | chanel (transformercar) | 63.06 | 96.4% | 2024-11-22 |
| 3687. | Maxim (maximlott87) | 63.02 | 97% | 2023-08-31 |
| 3688. | Ghostwind (ghostwind) | 63.01 | 96.9% | 2023-10-20 |
| 3689. | Code (code_swtich) | 62.96 | 98.1% | 2023-09-08 |
| 3690. | Vivek Singh (vksingh28) | 62.85 | 95.6% | 2024-08-15 |
| 3691. | Reitz (reitzcr7) | 62.68 | 94.6% | 2024-04-18 |
| 3692. | Aleksandre (supaalekksu) | 62.61 | 97% | 2026-02-01 |
| 3693. | Rudder (rudder1464) | 62.56 | 95.6% | 2025-02-26 |
| 3694. | 50boards (jiwany) | 62.40 | 97% | 2026-01-18 |
| 3695. | Guille (gui_rzr) | 62.37 | 95.4% | 2024-03-02 |
| 3696. | sleep well (djawad) | 62.36 | 94% | 2023-09-07 |
| 3697. | SOOWANKI S PASSAH (soowanki... | 62.30 | 96% | 2024-04-27 |
| 3698. | fez (fez96) | 62.26 | 95% | 2025-10-15 |
| 3699. | why not? (attacksquid) | 62.19 | 94.9% | 2023-09-28 |
| 3700. | Pesosinos (pesosinos) | 62.13 | 95.9% | 2023-10-24 |
| 3701. | One woody (one1_woody) | 62.13 | 95.4% | 2024-05-20 |
| 3702. | Anubhav4813 (etra_567) | 62.08 | 95.6% | 2023-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |