Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3834. | Lil (memebigboy69xx) | 64.77 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 3835. | Andy (qlutcha) | 64.76 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 3836. | RAMs3c (xander360) | 64.75 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| 3837. | Tran (qsang) | 64.74 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 3838. | tstats[lukenator] (lukenator) | 64.72 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 3839. | Max (kinginthenorth78) | 64.71 | 95% | 2021-08-19 |
| 3840. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 64.71 | 96% | 2020-04-01 |
| 3841. | Terminator (dr_nefarious) | 64.70 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
| 3842. | John (procrastinator4life) | 64.69 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 3843. | Youssef (marthey2) | 64.68 | 95% | 2019-05-09 |
| 3844. | argyrw not steno real wpm (... | 64.68 | 98% | 2018-03-04 |
| 3845. | Zachary (zacharylawrence00) | 64.67 | 97% | 2018-09-25 |
| 3846. | Berlinn (36ix9) | 64.66 | 96% | 2019-09-08 |
| 3847. | Raaed (raaed_23) | 64.65 | 95% | 2018-03-04 |
| 3848. | Ishaan (ishaan600) | 64.63 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
| 3849. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (lastjoy) | 64.63 | 97% | 2017-10-05 |
| 3850. | caH4ek (veryaverage) | 64.62 | 99% | 2018-06-22 |
| 3851. | Seriously? (code_slayer) | 64.62 | 96% | 2019-09-28 |
| 3852. | Ninad (ninad_8) | 64.60 | 96% | 2019-11-10 |
| 3853. | muchinchai (muchinchai) | 64.60 | 97% | 2017-12-27 |
| 3854. | Rhishabh (rhish) | 64.60 | 97% | 2019-01-01 |
| 3855. | tagtart (tagtart) | 64.59 | 95% | 2020-01-10 |
| 3856. | OK (hu15463) | 64.59 | 95% | 2018-09-08 |
| 3857. | david (snobellprize) | 64.57 | 96% | 2020-05-15 |
| 3858. | Julián (julian_de_vega) | 64.57 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| 3859. | Jerzy (jerzyslaw) | 64.57 | 98% | 2018-09-03 |
| 3860. | T (raket124) | 64.56 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 3861. | Mat (mabernet) | 64.56 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 3862. | KeksKuh (kekskuh) | 64.55 | 95% | 2017-12-31 |
| 3863. | Tim (dreamaz) | 64.55 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |