Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33732. | qubeer (qubeer) | 46.44 | 94% | 2013-09-23 |
| 33733. | Mikael (linduxed) | 46.44 | 88% | 2011-07-01 |
| 33734. | winter (wintercool) | 46.44 | — | 2008-12-27 |
| 33735. | Brad [Colemak Trainee] (nua... | 46.44 | 96% | 2012-04-19 |
| 33736. | gayatri (gayatri) | 46.44 | — | 2009-01-02 |
| 33737. | Mayar (mayar_refaat) | 46.44 | 94% | 2022-11-02 |
| 33738. | Shreesh (shreesh) | 46.44 | 93% | 2021-11-19 |
| 33739. | DAT (nguyenkhanhtiendat) | 46.43 | 91% | 2011-10-26 |
| 33740. | Daniel (thelkor) | 46.43 | 94.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 33741. | jugal (j1mmy) | 46.43 | 92% | 2020-12-21 |
| 33742. | ILoveTidpods (ilovetidpods) | 46.43 | 97% | 2023-02-23 |
| 33743. | Nakita (caramiel16) | 46.43 | — | 2009-04-18 |
| 33744. | Marco (marcov641) | 46.43 | 94% | 2022-05-16 |
| 33745. | Tejas (tejastaori) | 46.42 | — | 2010-12-11 |
| 33746. | Kobe (ilove3g21) | 46.42 | — | 2010-05-26 |
| 33747. | ed (soda13) | 46.42 | — | 2010-09-14 |
| 33748. | Vonn (code0monkey1) | 46.41 | 94% | 2016-07-26 |
| 33749. | Rishu (kashyapamlesh) | 46.41 | 93% | 2014-09-06 |
| 33750. | shinigami (scarekrew7) | 46.41 | 90% | 2016-02-26 |
| 33751. | Martin (17mvbui) | 46.41 | 92% | 2012-09-12 |
| 33752. | Jordan (capjordan) | 46.41 | 83% | 2014-01-01 |
| 33753. | Piotr (projectmaniac) | 46.41 | 96% | 2022-05-05 |
| 33754. | . (daringport) | 46.41 | 94% | 2022-07-27 |
| 33755. | engine (syncorex) | 46.41 | 90% | 2016-07-04 |
| 33756. | yen (zyyyyen) | 46.41 | 95% | 2022-12-13 |
| 33757. | Tommy (chammer) | 46.40 | 91% | 2013-11-11 |
| 33758. | John (john__) | 46.40 | 96% | 2012-07-11 |
| 33759. | fire (vivek_saini07) | 46.40 | 94% | 2014-03-17 |
| 33760. | lettie (lnn285) | 46.40 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 33761. | Eric (reefguzzler) | 46.39 | 96% | 2015-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |