The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11154. | Copycat (copycatzen) | 44.82 | 91% | 2014-03-07 |
| 11155. | jade (jap08) | 44.82 | — | 2009-05-31 |
| 11156. | Tài (chikaki) | 44.82 | — | 2009-12-04 |
| 11157. | Aimil (aimil) | 44.82 | 99% | 2019-01-31 |
| 11158. | Abbas (zeestudio) | 44.81 | 98% | 2017-07-28 |
| 11159. | You (devilctar) | 44.81 | 94% | 2021-05-19 |
| 11160. | Adrian (papadoc505) | 44.81 | 90% | 2016-07-13 |
| 11161. | Naresh (nare) | 44.81 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 11162. | Rushan (rsabique) | 44.81 | — | 2009-07-24 |
| 11163. | Paul (paulbish) | 44.81 | — | 2009-02-05 |
| 11164. | D (dsehra) | 44.80 | 95% | 2011-08-18 |
| 11165. | Habeeb (habeeb7) | 44.80 | 96% | 2013-10-14 |
| 11166. | Oweeka (oweeka) | 44.80 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 11167. | I beat you L0ser! lol... (i... | 44.80 | 97% | 2023-05-28 |
| 11168. | Fsociety (as77) | 44.80 | 95.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 11169. | Jiaqi (dereklin) | 44.80 | 96.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 11170. | Vonn (code0monkey1) | 44.79 | 94% | 2016-07-27 |
| 11171. | sheehab (sheehab) | 44.79 | 90% | 2016-02-08 |
| 11172. | Hanu (hanu4321) | 44.79 | 91% | 2017-03-16 |
| 11173. | emanuel (brazil) | 44.78 | — | 2008-09-14 |
| 11174. | Garrett (garrettm1998) | 44.78 | 86% | 2014-09-10 |
| 11175. | Bob (bob_loblawrl) | 44.78 | 94% | 2019-12-20 |
| 11176. | reji (reji) | 44.78 | — | 2009-01-15 |
| 11177. | usman (usmanali) | 44.78 | 99% | 2012-09-24 |
| 11178. | Brandon (tga8706) | 44.78 | 97% | 2015-03-05 |
| 11179. | Black (black22) | 44.78 | 95% | 2021-08-04 |
| 11180. | Ann (superanh) | 44.77 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 11181. | Save Palestine (mister_hanter) | 44.77 | 95% | 2022-06-26 |
| 11182. | Quinn (magicsoap444) | 44.77 | 95% | 2022-05-25 |
| 11183. | umer (umer2723) | 44.77 | 97% | 2018-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |