So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25458. | Colemak (vladtsar37) | 59.98 | 96% | 2022-03-09 |
| 25459. | GreatKing (greatking) | 59.98 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 25460. | Angel (windowsxperia) | 59.98 | 93% | 2021-12-02 |
| 25461. | bach (bachrice) | 59.98 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 25462. | Christoffer (poetastrophe) | 59.98 | 91% | 2013-11-13 |
| 25463. | Amelia Pond (littlemouse) | 59.98 | 91% | 2013-02-15 |
| 25464. | Zuber (zuberchip) | 59.97 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| 25465. | Mayley (mayleey) | 59.97 | 96% | 2022-04-08 |
| 25466. | Yahyobek (yahyobek) | 59.97 | 95.2% | 2023-07-22 |
| 25467. | Uddaya (uddaya) | 59.97 | 97% | 2022-12-21 |
| 25468. | Tmack (tmack13) | 59.96 | 95% | 2023-01-20 |
| 25469. | David (davylern) | 59.96 | 91% | 2016-02-23 |
| 25470. | alok (alokt5337) | 59.96 | 97% | 2013-06-26 |
| 25471. | Rell (rell) | 59.96 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 25472. | Kellie (kellie304) | 59.96 | — | 2011-04-14 |
| 25473. | Ultraboy (adadxsg) | 59.96 | 92% | 2015-08-21 |
| 25474. | Steve (steve5731) | 59.95 | 94% | 2021-03-02 |
| 25475. | Ankan (ankan_saha060) | 59.95 | 95% | 2023-06-03 |
| 25476. | T6X3G (tuguldur_17) | 59.95 | 95.1% | 2023-09-21 |
| 25477. | Abbey (hollywood_undead_) | 59.95 | 92% | 2016-05-28 |
| 25478. | Elise (er12) | 59.95 | 96% | 2018-04-13 |
| 25479. | Samuel (necroleachate) | 59.95 | 91% | 2015-10-30 |
| 25480. | tin (tinronaldo) | 59.95 | 95% | 2011-06-14 |
| 25481. | will (wilster54) | 59.95 | 94% | 2012-09-13 |
| 25482. | J (xavvy) | 59.95 | 95% | 2012-06-12 |
| 25483. | Maria (mari718) | 59.95 | 96% | 2013-02-17 |
| 25484. | Colleen (coconut) | 59.95 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 25485. | Bach (bachtieudiep) | 59.95 | 94% | 2014-11-21 |
| 25486. | Carrot (carrot2003) | 59.94 | 95% | 2023-07-31 |
| 25487. | Funky Koval (funky_koval) | 59.94 | 96.7% | 2024-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |