So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18354. | Georges (w0lf361) | 70.01 | 94% | 2022-09-17 |
18355. | spongy (spongyguy) | 70.01 | 96% | 2021-05-13 |
18356. | Jun Hao Hu (saivron) | 70.01 | 91% | 2012-04-06 |
18357. | Gonta (gonta) | 70.01 | — | 2011-03-10 |
18358. | Zuhair (zishraq) | 70.00 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
18359. | _akash_ (pealedpotato) | 70.00 | 96% | 2023-04-02 |
18360. | Tanner (onlytanner) | 70.00 | 97% | 2016-06-06 |
18361. | Stephen (stephenlawrence) | 70.00 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
18362. | origin (originchaos) | 70.00 | 94% | 2015-05-19 |
18363. | Marek (empoeta) | 70.00 | 97% | 2012-08-07 |
18364. | Wendy (cheshirewendy) | 70.00 | 98% | 2013-04-09 |
18365. | ryan (rpearsall135) | 70.00 | 97% | 2012-10-09 |
18366. | 니콜라스 (markopoulos) | 69.99 | 90% | 2011-12-07 |
18367. | David (skillcapped) | 69.99 | 89% | 2013-10-18 |
18368. | PrPr (jas6429) | 69.99 | 98% | 2013-01-13 |
18369. | Gustave (gustave_d) | 69.99 | 95% | 2013-11-22 |
18370. | Somting usful (somtin) | 69.98 | 93% | 2018-12-23 |
18371. | Taras (gavair) | 69.98 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
18372. | Che (che247) | 69.98 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
18373. | Cockep (cockep) | 69.98 | — | 2009-07-17 |
18374. | Sierra (sierra_0001) | 69.98 | 94% | 2013-12-25 |
18375. | Boss (revel) | 69.98 | 91% | 2011-11-09 |
18376. | Januar (januar) | 69.98 | 92% | 2012-03-14 |
18377. | John (johnlorac) | 69.97 | 99% | 2023-02-19 |
18378. | ky (398326924) | 69.97 | 94% | 2015-09-12 |
18379. | robert (robert1982) | 69.97 | — | 2010-08-10 |
18380. | Ermias (ermking19) | 69.96 | 90% | 2017-04-05 |
18381. | toelicker279 (theweekndfan43) | 69.96 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
18382. | Jonathan (tobeak1026) | 69.96 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
18383. | Sleepy (azhou31) | 69.96 | 94% | 2018-11-11 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 94,975 | 75.15 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 112 | 75.44 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 3 | 62.05 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |