I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4526. | Bert (concentrationchamp) | 75.46 | 99% | 2020-03-09 |
| 4527. | Nils (nilsrudberg) | 75.46 | 96% | 2020-03-08 |
| 4528. | Matt (makeanameforyourself) | 75.46 | 99% | 2019-09-23 |
| 4529. | Maya (mayanbarboza) | 75.44 | 95% | 2020-03-20 |
| 4530. | Dayton (daytonm) | 75.44 | 98% | 2019-10-22 |
| 4531. | Sydeth (tosydeth) | 75.44 | 97% | 2019-06-13 |
| 4532. | joki (jokistyle) | 75.43 | 96% | 2020-11-17 |
| 4533. | Alex (kylon) | 75.42 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 4534. | ░ (_warrior_) | 75.42 | 97% | 2019-02-07 |
| 4535. | KM9 (kunal2795) | 75.41 | 96% | 2019-05-20 |
| 4536. | rafael (grisotto) | 75.41 | 98% | 2018-01-15 |
| 4537. | Puppy (puppysmile) | 75.41 | 98% | 2018-06-08 |
| 4538. | Kabera (rcdude27) | 75.40 | 96% | 2020-07-22 |
| 4539. | Guest (try_hard941) | 75.40 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 4540. | szk3y (szk3y) | 75.38 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 4541. | JV (maxmalakas) | 75.36 | 99% | 2017-12-29 |
| 4542. | Ryan (coccaineaddict) | 75.35 | 98% | 2020-09-15 |
| 4543. | Xavier (levi_xd) | 75.34 | 96% | 2018-06-19 |
| 4544. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 75.32 | 97% | 2020-08-13 |
| 4545. | Rex_Saltus (rex_saltus) | 75.31 | 97% | 2019-06-05 |
| 4546. | Taras (skel35) | 75.31 | 97% | 2018-06-02 |
| 4547. | Lolmegaxd1 (lolmegaxd1) | 75.29 | 97% | 2018-12-12 |
| 4548. | Sheen (sheen33) | 75.29 | 97% | 2018-07-02 |
| 4549. | Bat-Amgalan (mambatukaa) | 75.28 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 4550. | Malachi (slamperor) | 75.28 | 97% | 2018-07-17 |
| 4551. | ok (herbaltea) | 75.28 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 4552. | Elliott (ejayt06) | 75.27 | 96% | 2020-12-06 |
| 4553. | BoxingNguyen (boxingnguyen) | 75.25 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 4554. | Nurul (mnislam) | 75.25 | 99% | 2020-10-04 |
| 4555. | Speedy (speedycuberguy) | 75.22 | 96% | 2018-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |