As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
7735. | Masab (masab2) | 89.16 | 98% | 2022-08-03 |
7736. | Albert (alblurt) | 89.16 | 97.4% | 2021-02-15 |
7737. | Esme (esmeb56) | 89.16 | 89% | 2016-05-30 |
7738. | Kevin (mnglionbeef) | 89.15 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
7739. | JCRueco (shizile) | 89.15 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
7740. | CrazyNeighbor (5qcheng007) | 89.15 | 98.6% | 2021-02-06 |
7741. | Jakob (cryocopter7138) | 89.14 | 96% | 2021-12-02 |
7742. | Johan (djentist) | 89.14 | 97% | 2022-07-10 |
7743. | Roy (krnruler1235) | 89.14 | 89% | 2016-03-22 |
7744. | ju yun (schylarker) | 89.14 | 99% | 2018-07-26 |
7745. | Matthew (juiyyyy) | 89.13 | 97.3% | 2024-09-10 |
7746. | Jack (jackn112) | 89.13 | 99% | 2020-12-17 |
7747. | Atstats[faster_than_sytho] ... | 89.13 | 97% | 2022-12-16 |
7748. | The Write Tale (pchanbps1) | 89.13 | 100% | 2021-04-02 |
7749. | Endure the agony (wagyuwak) | 89.12 | 98% | 2021-12-08 |
7750. | Teen (teenunicorn) | 89.12 | 96% | 2016-02-09 |
7751. | Asdipi (asdipi) | 89.11 | 98% | 2024-12-17 |
7752. | Petr (missile) | 89.11 | 96% | 2016-05-13 |
7753. | carpathian (carpathian) | 89.11 | 98% | 2022-06-07 |
7754. | Ryan (coccaineaddict) | 89.11 | 98.2% | 2023-06-06 |
7755. | Danske (danske21) | 89.11 | 97.8% | 2023-10-12 |
7756. | David (funnerer) | 89.11 | 93% | 2016-11-08 |
7757. | Francisco (cdt1) | 89.11 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
7758. | focafina (focafina) | 89.11 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
7759. | Lee (starhole) | 89.11 | 96% | 2016-09-21 |
7760. | Cody (cpark231) | 89.11 | 97% | 2016-06-08 |
7761. | Sterling (stvrling) | 89.10 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
7762. | tids (tids) | 89.09 | 97% | 2022-08-05 |
7763. | BlazeAries (blaze_aries) | 89.09 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
7764. | ctrl_bkspace (cynjin) | 89.09 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |