And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25543. | Asif (asif04) | 69.97 | 98% | 2022-01-28 |
| 25544. | Yenrnar (ernarb) | 69.97 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| 25545. | Shai (20_shai_07) | 69.97 | 96% | 2022-04-19 |
| 25546. | melskiiee (mel_lynn) | 69.97 | 98% | 2022-12-07 |
| 25547. | Konstantin (kost91n) | 69.97 | 97% | 2019-10-15 |
| 25548. | guest (ks3rr) | 69.97 | 98% | 2022-05-18 |
| 25549. | Lasse Hededal (hededal) | 69.97 | 96% | 2021-11-16 |
| 25550. | Louise (squigglyhopper) | 69.97 | 89% | 2012-08-08 |
| 25551. | apt_share (apt_share) | 69.97 | 97% | 2011-06-21 |
| 25552. | Nikolaj (mexination) | 69.96 | 95% | 2023-03-05 |
| 25553. | Lathoa (lathoa) | 69.96 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 25554. | Bill (wildbill1971) | 69.96 | 98% | 2021-03-18 |
| 25555. | Andrew (drewan23) | 69.96 | 97% | 2021-04-01 |
| 25556. | Micha (derpeus) | 69.96 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 25557. | Noel (nowellrl) | 69.96 | 95% | 2021-03-19 |
| 25558. | Bibek (bibeknam) | 69.96 | 94% | 2013-08-23 |
| 25559. | I can't type!!! (roychan1) | 69.95 | 93% | 2016-08-17 |
| 25560. | Marvin (partass) | 69.95 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
| 25561. | shiva (kumars) | 69.95 | 97% | 2013-01-30 |
| 25562. | Micah (cobbmic) | 69.95 | 98% | 2012-03-04 |
| 25563. | Hamza (lasthamzastanding) | 69.94 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
| 25564. | Brylle (latios12349) | 69.94 | 94% | 2023-05-26 |
| 25565. | Clumsy (dumpling) | 69.94 | — | 2010-05-10 |
| 25566. | Joseph (jonas223xc) | 69.94 | 96% | 2013-12-08 |
| 25567. | Jane (joey2216) | 69.94 | 91% | 2017-04-16 |
| 25568. | dunil (duniltmg1) | 69.94 | 94% | 2015-05-08 |
| 25569. | Typohead (typohead) | 69.93 | 99% | 2021-03-16 |
| 25570. | Karan (iamkaran2) | 69.93 | 97% | 2020-05-21 |
| 25571. | Nick (gibbz90) | 69.93 | 95% | 2013-07-10 |
| 25572. | swag (swagmaster881) | 69.93 | 90% | 2016-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |