So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9966. | naruto (uzumak1) | 85.26 | 97% | 2023-03-24 |
| 9967. | (stantor) | 85.26 | 96% | 2020-06-22 |
| 9968. | msuriar (muzster) | 85.26 | — | 2008-10-26 |
| 9969. | Shawn (ratchet1179) | 85.25 | 95% | 2017-01-11 |
| 9970. | (avi_130) | 85.25 | 96% | 2021-05-08 |
| 9971. | (north5) | 85.24 | 96% | 2023-08-02 |
| 9972. | (fjiang) | 85.24 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 9973. | (leah_is_not_available) | 85.24 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 9974. | Ryan (icednz) | 85.24 | 94% | 2012-12-03 |
| 9975. | (desiguy421) | 85.23 | — | 2009-05-16 |
| 9976. | (rbmilc) | 85.23 | 96% | 2022-04-20 |
| 9977. | Ansar (paxaq) | 85.23 | 97% | 2023-04-11 |
| 9978. | Saul (saulvsoto) | 85.23 | 95% | 2021-04-14 |
| 9979. | (khadaffy) | 85.23 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 9980. | (tohorvic) | 85.23 | 97% | 2019-09-26 |
| 9981. | (andrea16z) | 85.23 | — | 2009-09-18 |
| 9982. | Uttam (uttamkhanal) | 85.22 | 95% | 2022-04-16 |
| 9983. | Kyle (kuronkuu) | 85.22 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 9984. | Coasterface (coasterface) | 85.22 | 96% | 2013-09-16 |
| 9985. | (moonlight88) | 85.21 | 99% | 2019-02-12 |
| 9986. | (avoc17) | 85.21 | 96% | 2021-03-14 |
| 9987. | (niickgeo) | 85.21 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 9988. | (rhinojc) | 85.21 | 98% | 2017-03-19 |
| 9989. | timefaker (timeassassin) | 85.20 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 9990. | (demonlish) | 85.20 | 96% | 2019-05-23 |
| 9991. | Corn Philips (cornphilips) | 85.19 | 97.5% | 2023-09-07 |
| 9992. | (zaifix) | 85.19 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
| 9993. | Those were the days (mrlust) | 85.19 | 94.9% | 2023-07-25 |
| 9994. | (thedecider) | 85.19 | 98% | 2016-03-01 |
| 9995. | (updatin) | 85.18 | 96.5% | 2023-07-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |