So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33507. | Aman (amanr300) | 45.82 | 94% | 2012-07-21 |
| 33508. | Galih (sobig_f) | 45.81 | 90% | 2017-05-25 |
| 33509. | BambooJoe (chuyo13) | 45.81 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
| 33510. | JJ (j_wells1409) | 45.81 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 33511. | Ethan (ethanhan) | 45.81 | 95% | 2023-08-18 |
| 33512. | 3NKRYPT (3nkrypt) | 45.80 | 94% | 2021-10-30 |
| 33513. | TOAN (phtoan) | 45.80 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 33514. | Phil (schorres) | 45.80 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 33515. | rick (mixmasterrick) | 45.80 | 95% | 2012-05-08 |
| 33516. | csmyers (csmyers) | 45.79 | 89% | 2017-01-05 |
| 33517. | Jake (mrxxx789) | 45.79 | — | 2008-09-04 |
| 33518. | Derek (derkshire1) | 45.79 | 93% | 2022-01-15 |
| 33519. | a (_mau) | 45.79 | 94% | 2020-12-04 |
| 33520. | lee (bear6554) | 45.79 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| 33521. | John (dsumedh) | 45.79 | 97% | 2019-06-19 |
| 33522. | Hero (pramodbag) | 45.79 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
| 33523. | Papyea (chrestomanci) | 45.78 | 93% | 2022-09-06 |
| 33524. | Isaac (shellguy97) | 45.78 | 93% | 2019-04-22 |
| 33525. | Victor (boonie_222) | 45.78 | 94% | 2022-11-15 |
| 33526. | Clouds1729 (cnomad) | 45.78 | 94% | 2023-08-25 |
| 33527. | Vincent (themathsking) | 45.78 | — | 2008-11-18 |
| 33528. | Wisd0m (wisd0m_seek3r) | 45.78 | 95.3% | 2021-02-28 |
| 33529. | harish (harishravi) | 45.78 | 91.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 33530. | Oddpie (oddpie) | 45.78 | 95% | 2021-02-11 |
| 33531. | visakh (wizakh) | 45.77 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 33532. | Dhanraj (thedan123) | 45.77 | 92.7% | 2021-02-03 |
| 33533. | Nixforest (nixforest) | 45.77 | 99% | 2012-07-11 |
| 33534. | Huy (cross546) | 45.76 | 96% | 2021-11-05 |
| 33535. | john (vishalvyas) | 45.76 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 33536. | Ellie (vestyy) | 45.76 | 93% | 2019-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |