So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10932. | Crayon (crayonsc) | 83.56 | 97% | 2022-07-29 |
| 10933. | Emmett (olea9691) | 83.56 | — | 2008-10-07 |
| 10934. | CS (chaosstalker) | 83.56 | 94% | 2012-03-04 |
| 10935. | Bethany (thelegendarybethboii) | 83.55 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 10936. | Trash Boat (jayohobo) | 83.55 | 96% | 2020-11-28 |
| 10937. | Matthias (mpwagner) | 83.55 | 100% | 2022-05-03 |
| 10938. | flip (mitchell_schultz) | 83.55 | 93% | 2011-06-22 |
| 10939. | Mip (mipsuperk) | 83.55 | 92% | 2011-10-14 |
| 10940. | matex72 (matex72) | 83.54 | 96% | 2022-04-12 |
| 10941. | Brandon (saosin) | 83.54 | 96% | 2013-02-20 |
| 10942. | burro (banton) | 83.54 | 96% | 2012-08-31 |
| 10943. | Adriel (stephencarry) | 83.53 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 10944. | Taylor (taylor_1121) | 83.52 | 96% | 2021-12-07 |
| 10945. | Anthony (avchen) | 83.52 | 94% | 2014-10-10 |
| 10946. | Tumma (tummapoika) | 83.52 | 90% | 2013-01-03 |
| 10947. | Copycatken (copycatken) | 83.52 | — | 2008-12-25 |
| 10948. | Support israel (mukeshyadav) | 83.51 | 98% | 2014-10-24 |
| 10949. | Jeremy (cutecup) | 83.51 | 97.4% | 2023-10-20 |
| 10950. | szemavxi (szemavxi) | 83.51 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 10951. | Eagle (eagle_student) | 83.51 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 10952. | Liam (number406) | 83.51 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 10953. | gayman (vvvvvccvvvvv) | 83.51 | 97.3% | 2023-09-29 |
| 10954. | Sandakan Boyz (cnix) | 83.51 | 92% | 2013-01-30 |
| 10955. | Darren (darrentan0512) | 83.51 | 97% | 2015-08-12 |
| 10956. | KW (kiawa88) | 83.51 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
| 10957. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 83.50 | 97.2% | 2023-06-15 |
| 10958. | wiyu (wiyu) | 83.50 | 96% | 2023-03-06 |
| 10959. | Romil (aidag) | 83.50 | 98% | 2016-07-26 |
| 10960. | i_serve_a_savior (mrzappa) | 83.50 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
| 10961. | Viet Trung (viettrung9012) | 83.50 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |