Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1716. | Sean (shabow) | 88.53 | 98% | 2019-09-11 |
| 1717. | Filip (filip26) | 88.51 | 98% | 2019-12-16 |
| 1718. | Mike (lolman196) | 88.51 | 98% | 2018-10-24 |
| 1719. | スレトロン (slethron) | 88.50 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 1720. | Playden (playdengg) | 88.49 | 96% | 2019-09-17 |
| 1721. | Zoe (zoerty) | 88.49 | 99% | 2018-05-25 |
| 1722. | Demancer (demancer) | 88.46 | 98% | 2018-12-10 |
| 1723. | Kaze Watari (kaoscrimson) | 88.45 | 98% | 2018-06-02 |
| 1724. | Patman (quachyducky) | 88.41 | 97% | 2020-05-28 |
| 1725. | Joaquin (zevolish) | 88.40 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 1726. | Mike (specialized) | 88.40 | 97% | 2019-09-22 |
| 1727. | JAZZDAD (nzzxfyl) | 88.38 | 98% | 2018-09-05 |
| 1728. | bubbaspank (bubbaspank) | 88.38 | 98% | 2020-10-28 |
| 1729. | Slimesito (bodhisteel) | 88.37 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
| 1730. | Mars (shintengin) | 88.36 | 97% | 2020-01-08 |
| 1731. | Sabrina (sabrinakiasati) | 88.35 | 98% | 2019-11-21 |
| 1732. | test (cmlyma) | 88.33 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 1733. | TTVronness_ (ronneclee) | 88.33 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 1734. | Kentaro (k3n74r0) | 88.29 | 99% | 2018-05-28 |
| 1735. | Siraj (spidywebs) | 88.28 | 99% | 2019-09-18 |
| 1736. | Alan (alan2021233) | 88.27 | 96% | 2019-01-23 |
| 1737. | Ryan (novachamp) | 88.27 | 97% | 2019-04-13 |
| 1738. | Ryan (ryan81399) | 88.27 | 98% | 2018-04-15 |
| 1739. | (silaada) | 88.25 | 98% | 2018-04-20 |
| 1740. | doniee (doniee) | 88.25 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 1741. | Gervin (dumble_doge) | 88.25 | 98% | 2020-06-26 |
| 1742. | CHIEN (chient) | 88.24 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| 1743. | Andrés (ndrs) | 88.24 | 96% | 2019-08-30 |
| 1744. | Nila (kiyokoha_love) | 88.21 | 98% | 2020-07-15 |
| 1745. | kml (kml1584) | 88.12 | 96% | 2020-02-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |