The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 39805. | bear (werebear) | 54.63 | 95.6% | 2024-08-06 |
| 39806. | rad (dr_rad) | 54.63 | 95% | 2020-11-04 |
| 39807. | Vera (veraknaapen) | 54.63 | 97% | 2023-12-30 |
| 39808. | peanut (justpeanuts) | 54.63 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 39809. | Hans (hans4525) | 54.63 | 97.1% | 2024-06-29 |
| 39810. | Jia Herng (skyhh) | 54.63 | 96% | 2021-04-22 |
| 39811. | Captain (zyfermars) | 54.63 | 94% | 2020-07-31 |
| 39812. | naruto (matrix_code) | 54.63 | 95% | 2020-04-09 |
| 39813. | Ananta (anantaraha) | 54.62 | 95% | 2021-10-06 |
| 39814. | Sasha (sasha_electra) | 54.62 | 98% | 2024-11-26 |
| 39815. | Omega (omega009) | 54.62 | 96% | 2024-09-17 |
| 39816. | Ayush (ayushgadha) | 54.62 | 95% | 2024-04-14 |
| 39817. | Anshul (anshul_khangar) | 54.62 | 96% | 2025-12-21 |
| 39818. | Ian (sharrrkbait) | 54.62 | 91% | 2014-07-26 |
| 39819. | Matt (kirito3141) | 54.62 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 39820. | Michael (michaelhau) | 54.62 | 89% | 2017-05-14 |
| 39821. | Teal'c (lolwtfbbq1) | 54.61 | 95.7% | 2024-12-07 |
| 39822. | slimjimbippybenz (slimjimbi... | 54.61 | 95% | 2024-06-14 |
| 39823. | Jignasa (jigjig03) | 54.61 | 97.3% | 2024-04-03 |
| 39824. | natasha (natashaaaaaa) | 54.61 | 96% | 2023-12-01 |
| 39825. | ABAKRIM (abakim_itachi) | 54.61 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 39826. | Toddy (toddies) | 54.61 | 97% | 2021-02-03 |
| 39827. | Christina (cmkl85) | 54.61 | 97% | 2015-07-28 |
| 39828. | Swimming Pool (swimming_pool) | 54.60 | 95% | 2025-05-15 |
| 39829. | hydra_bestos (hydra_bestos) | 54.60 | 95% | 2025-08-03 |
| 39830. | Kinan (kinzo963) | 54.60 | 94% | 2020-04-21 |
| 39831. | Aizen (yoriichi_tempest) | 54.60 | 95% | 2025-04-01 |
| 39832. | Biggs (biggsr) | 54.60 | 93.9% | 2025-04-02 |
| 39833. | lwt (lwt0009) | 54.60 | 97% | 2024-08-25 |
| 39834. | Sam (lazr_instinct) | 54.60 | 97% | 2024-10-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |