Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17548. | Heidi (hdusoleil) | 72.79 | 99% | 2013-03-05 |
| 17549. | pktenshi (zettai) | 72.78 | 96% | 2017-12-21 |
| 17550. | :o (pc_jones) | 72.78 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 17551. | James (13jbrooks) | 72.78 | 94% | 2012-12-13 |
| 17552. | Machine (guldan) | 72.78 | 96% | 2017-11-01 |
| 17553. | Mercedes (123buocdeu) | 72.78 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 17554. | William (wmechnig) | 72.77 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 17555. | Shymphony (shymphony) | 72.77 | 96% | 2020-04-10 |
| 17556. | albert (albertos13) | 72.77 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 17557. | Kylee (cheyna) | 72.77 | 91% | 2015-07-16 |
| 17558. | Abn0rmalzzz (abn0rmalzzz) | 72.76 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 17559. | 𝐓𝐇𝐏 (dontgototoilet) | 72.76 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 17560. | salvation (mo7a_1913) | 72.76 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
| 17561. | Joël (mr_jacket_potato) | 72.76 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 17562. | गुरु (jokerster) | 72.76 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 17563. | Quan (awesomesaucecpp) | 72.76 | 91% | 2015-01-10 |
| 17564. | ingmundur (ingmundur) | 72.75 | 93% | 2013-11-21 |
| 17565. | thanhmy3love (thanhmy3love) | 72.75 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 17566. | Jimmy (ilovetyping2) | 72.75 | 95.4% | 2023-10-10 |
| 17567. | anguelo (anguelo_colemakdh) | 72.75 | 98% | 2023-10-20 |
| 17568. | Eirik (chickenboomer) | 72.75 | 95.6% | 2021-02-02 |
| 17569. | kousik (cmdtype) | 72.75 | 92% | 2013-09-26 |
| 17570. | karsten (gamer112) | 72.75 | 92% | 2011-08-29 |
| 17571. | Jacob (grydholt) | 72.75 | 97% | 2014-02-26 |
| 17572. | Abdollah (budy_certain) | 72.74 | 98% | 2023-02-01 |
| 17573. | Phu (thebored1) | 72.74 | 93% | 2012-11-09 |
| 17574. | Colin (modernbonsai) | 72.74 | 98% | 2021-09-07 |
| 17575. | Vaj (taychee) | 72.74 | 96.8% | 2023-10-07 |
| 17576. | Rodrigo (hotrod5595) | 72.74 | 87% | 2011-10-06 |
| 17577. | Joseph (tepp) | 72.74 | 95% | 2012-12-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |