I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8322. | RAJNISH (rajnishkumar31) | 91.73 | 97% | 2023-08-17 |
| 8323. | Salad (iuseblueswitchesands... | 91.73 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 8324. | I SUPPORT PALESTINE (sadfasdf) | 91.72 | 99% | 2025-08-21 |
| 8325. | tanuki (tanukiaj) | 91.72 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 8326. | KJ (barraclaw) | 91.72 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 8327. | Sensei (jjxjacpot) | 91.72 | 96% | 2022-02-22 |
| 8328. | Ron (gambling_addict_69) | 91.71 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| 8329. | Satwik (satwik2708) | 91.70 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
| 8330. | Jake (avytrius) | 91.70 | 99% | 2018-01-16 |
| 8331. | jay (je1ani) | 91.69 | 98.2% | 2024-11-22 |
| 8332. | omar (omarnagy) | 91.68 | 96.9% | 2024-07-16 |
| 8333. | Morp (8211morp) | 91.68 | 95.3% | 2024-12-08 |
| 8334. | abdo (phcox_hunter) | 91.68 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 8335. | Miłkenm 💦 (milkenm) | 91.67 | 98% | 2019-12-13 |
| 8336. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 91.67 | 98% | 2017-12-19 |
| 8337. | Jordan (sugarytaco) | 91.66 | 98% | 2022-02-03 |
| 8338. | Larry (larrycroft) | 91.65 | 96% | 2023-05-24 |
| 8339. | Anthony (tuanogra) | 91.65 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 8340. | Cristian (cmatiasc) | 91.65 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 8341. | Typo (typokid_) | 91.64 | 98% | 2023-08-04 |
| 8342. | hello (imfeelingunlucky) | 91.64 | 97% | 2025-07-16 |
| 8343. | Dex (dexagon) | 91.64 | 96.5% | 2023-10-20 |
| 8344. | Jill (jillblack) | 91.64 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 8345. | Chong (ahzong) | 91.63 | 97% | 2022-01-06 |
| 8346. | Carmen (carmspeed) | 91.63 | 97% | 2021-02-21 |
| 8347. | drakcorian (drakcorian) | 91.63 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 8348. | Kaio (mvkaio) | 91.62 | 97.7% | 2024-03-26 |
| 8349. | Stelister (stelister) | 91.62 | 98% | 2022-07-12 |
| 8350. | Ivan (agrus) | 91.62 | 99% | 2018-01-29 |
| 8351. | james (awesome4aces115) | 91.61 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |