The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25511. | Declan (dg05) | 63.40 | 95% | 2021-11-21 |
| 25512. | Christos (__christos__) | 63.40 | 95% | 2021-12-15 |
| 25513. | derick10 (derick10) | 63.40 | — | 2011-03-20 |
| 25514. | Index (clswrr) | 63.40 | 88% | 2017-01-01 |
| 25515. | Roy (royroyking) | 63.39 | 94.4% | 2021-02-01 |
| 25516. | John (vkts) | 63.39 | 91% | 2017-01-07 |
| 25517. | Undead (undead) | 63.39 | — | 2008-09-26 |
| 25518. | Istana (przz3) | 63.38 | 88% | 2013-04-12 |
| 25519. | Chaz (chazmus) | 63.38 | 94% | 2013-12-16 |
| 25520. | Alfred (mohitsh114) | 63.38 | 91% | 2016-09-27 |
| 25521. | Crumpet (crumpet) | 63.38 | 92% | 2013-01-20 |
| 25522. | Sabbir (sabbir_ahsan) | 63.37 | 96% | 2022-02-25 |
| 25523. | Harry (trof) | 63.37 | — | 2010-08-26 |
| 25524. | Curtis (cwig) | 63.37 | 92% | 2014-04-30 |
| 25525. | Kevin (cutron) | 63.37 | 86% | 2016-07-19 |
| 25526. | Melinda (_mel_) | 63.37 | 97% | 2014-09-03 |
| 25527. | Boo_layout_noob (boolayoutn... | 63.36 | 98% | 2022-08-10 |
| 25528. | BEYOND (biglion) | 63.36 | 91% | 2013-04-28 |
| 25529. | Jeffrey Archer (letmeknowil... | 63.36 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 25530. | Depri (stratocstr) | 63.36 | 97.4% | 2021-02-15 |
| 25531. | khagendra (khagendra8130) | 63.36 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 25532. | Laura (lfiscal) | 63.36 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 25533. | William (clusternation) | 63.36 | 89% | 2015-10-20 |
| 25534. | MR GADGET (tranleminh1989) | 63.36 | — | 2010-01-30 |
| 25535. | Duangmanee (duangnoi) | 63.36 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 25536. | Kevin (ksantos21) | 63.36 | 92% | 2017-01-04 |
| 25537. | Mr. (doomfire) | 63.36 | 92% | 2015-11-28 |
| 25538. | rusnam (rusnam) | 63.35 | — | 2011-02-07 |
| 25539. | danydoo (danydoo) | 63.35 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 25540. | Charlotte (charlotte125) | 63.35 | 95% | 2021-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |