So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24020. | IamFAT (hi121smack) | 62.13 | 97% | 2021-03-14 |
| 24021. | Hedgethrush (hedgethrush) | 62.13 | 90% | 2017-05-06 |
| 24022. | Eddie (agzastrgath) | 62.13 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 24023. | Nikhil (nikhilaii93) | 62.12 | 91% | 2015-08-21 |
| 24024. | Criminal (dvorakgoombahead) | 62.12 | 95% | 2021-01-05 |
| 24025. | Rast4Panda (rast44) | 62.12 | 91% | 2013-12-10 |
| 24026. | Iceyda (iceryda4047) | 62.12 | 92% | 2016-04-27 |
| 24027. | Joe (rocket514) | 62.12 | — | 2010-05-04 |
| 24028. | Peilin (peilin) | 62.12 | 98% | 2014-03-13 |
| 24029. | Darapsas (darapsas) | 62.12 | 95% | 2018-08-14 |
| 24030. | Jasperson Heln (jhelnv3) | 62.11 | 97% | 2021-12-16 |
| 24031. | Ian (ian_k_john) | 62.11 | 97% | 2021-04-03 |
| 24032. | Minh (bladesong) | 62.11 | 94% | 2013-08-18 |
| 24033. | Tuan (sevent) | 62.11 | 94% | 2015-04-07 |
| 24034. | mental (mental) | 62.11 | 93% | 2014-11-19 |
| 24035. | good (dienthoai) | 62.11 | 97% | 2012-01-17 |
| 24036. | guest_typist_new (guest_typ... | 62.10 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 24037. | Selscqa (selscqa) | 62.10 | 97% | 2023-01-17 |
| 24038. | boiax (boiax) | 62.10 | 95% | 2023-01-20 |
| 24039. | Cho (cho82) | 62.10 | 97% | 2021-10-11 |
| 24040. | marshal (marsh_bora3y) | 62.10 | 95% | 2023-03-08 |
| 24041. | Ranak (rakibulranak) | 62.10 | 97% | 2021-11-10 |
| 24042. | Jack (egdianox) | 62.10 | 95% | 2016-08-24 |
| 24043. | Amirhossein (ahrmb) | 62.10 | 94% | 2011-09-23 |
| 24044. | Nhi (clown_devil) | 62.10 | — | 2010-03-28 |
| 24045. | Irham (irhamshah) | 62.09 | 90% | 2016-08-01 |
| 24046. | [BLANK] (loneracu) | 62.09 | 98% | 2017-11-17 |
| 24047. | Blooksy (ottor) | 62.09 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
| 24048. | Zach (spanky269) | 62.09 | 97% | 2017-08-02 |
| 24049. | Harry Potter (farrux6060) | 62.09 | 95.1% | 2021-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |