I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16507. | Sean (crowded_keyboard) | 73.44 | 98% | 2021-01-03 |
| 16508. | Katelyn (skipelated) | 73.44 | 95% | 2020-09-18 |
| 16509. | Ananta (anantaraha) | 73.43 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 16510. | nic (noodleguy) | 73.43 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 16511. | Daniel (ottoboi) | 73.42 | 98% | 2022-01-12 |
| 16512. | fay (ranner66) | 73.42 | 98% | 2022-08-15 |
| 16513. | Chris (cjoutwest) | 73.41 | 94% | 2018-06-06 |
| 16514. | Rick (cowisboss) | 73.41 | 98% | 2022-08-31 |
| 16515. | Jurou (trycatch) | 73.41 | 96% | 2023-01-02 |
| 16516. | Jamie (pumkinisawesome) | 73.41 | 96.8% | 2021-03-01 |
| 16517. | Vivek (kill3rking) | 73.41 | 97% | 2021-12-13 |
| 16518. | Jacob (jsmith182) | 73.41 | 92% | 2017-02-06 |
| 16519. | Guava (typernoob07) | 73.41 | 93.9% | 2023-07-05 |
| 16520. | Brianna (guesshui) | 73.41 | 98.8% | 2021-02-01 |
| 16521. | Tahsin (drevil13) | 73.40 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 16522. | Luis Melquiades (luismelqui... | 73.40 | 98% | 2017-07-17 |
| 16523. | jetsun (cloudwave) | 73.39 | 95% | 2019-12-31 |
| 16524. | Gabriel (pokerknight) | 73.39 | 95% | 2021-04-11 |
| 16525. | AcidSid009 (acidsid) | 73.39 | 96% | 2021-12-05 |
| 16526. | Mike (eat_mass) | 73.39 | 96% | 2018-09-24 |
| 16527. | Ruslan (rusbes) | 73.39 | 97% | 2018-05-21 |
| 16528. | Aaron (saltosaurusrex) | 73.39 | 96% | 2022-01-19 |
| 16529. | Null (nulldenominator) | 73.38 | 98.8% | 2021-02-04 |
| 16530. | (enqq) | 73.37 | 99% | 2022-11-14 |
| 16531. | Joseph (jpanco) | 73.37 | 96% | 2017-07-03 |
| 16532. | Coolgolf (coolgolf) | 73.35 | 95% | 2023-11-28 |
| 16533. | Niv (nivkapadia) | 73.35 | 95% | 2022-07-16 |
| 16534. | Vali (valibraimi) | 73.35 | 96% | 2021-06-25 |
| 16535. | Bog (bogleesh) | 73.34 | 97% | 2019-04-17 |
| 16536. | Nils (snils) | 73.34 | 94% | 2021-09-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |