The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11221. | Skriva (skrivasnabbt) | 86.79 | 91% | 2012-11-08 |
| 11222. | Vik (wikalerys) | 86.79 | 97% | 2017-07-20 |
| 11223. | Evan (shnifflepuff) | 86.79 | 92% | 2013-05-26 |
| 11224. | Brad (thaboggla) | 86.79 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 11225. | 𝓙𝓪𝓮𝓒𝓻𝓮... | 86.78 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 11226. | Josh (joshmgeorge) | 86.78 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 11227. | * (ngong19) | 86.78 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
| 11228. | Ignacio (albarracinnn) | 86.78 | 97% | 2020-09-28 |
| 11229. | Imran (loverfellow2011) | 86.78 | 97% | 2011-05-19 |
| 11230. | Jovy (divinity) | 86.78 | — | 2009-10-03 |
| 11231. | Kevin (choirdirector30) | 86.78 | 94% | 2011-11-25 |
| 11232. | cabrenna (cabrenna) | 86.77 | 95% | 2021-04-18 |
| 11233. | Erik (esoto91) | 86.77 | 89% | 2015-11-28 |
| 11234. | Release from the pain (abod... | 86.77 | 97.1% | 2023-08-19 |
| 11235. | Brian (dumb_poop) | 86.77 | 97% | 2014-02-02 |
| 11236. | ablert (disaptmnt) | 86.77 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 11237. | ^o^ (thasial) | 86.76 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 11238. | Jack (cloudnine) | 86.76 | — | 2010-01-21 |
| 11239. | adrian (aidsasis) | 86.76 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 11240. | Heather (hla24) | 86.76 | 96% | 2014-06-23 |
| 11241. | Van (umbala_meo) | 86.76 | 98% | 2012-04-18 |
| 11242. | idell (notidell) | 86.75 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 11243. | Mark (mariktypes) | 86.75 | 95% | 2019-10-13 |
| 11244. | Paul (pk234) | 86.75 | 99% | 2022-11-17 |
| 11245. | EricBoBerrick (erpava) | 86.74 | 94% | 2014-04-21 |
| 11246. | Rai (vegancrossfittervaper) | 86.74 | 98% | 2016-08-03 |
| 11247. | Thusthus (gmdliam) | 86.74 | 98% | 2019-03-25 |
| 11248. | Kiran (kkdatkiran) | 86.74 | 98% | 2023-01-29 |
| 11249. | Blue (blueberkeley) | 86.74 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 11250. | Anika (compass_girl) | 86.74 | 96% | 2020-06-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |