If you want to save yourself the ticket price, go into the kitchen, cue up a male choir singing the music of hell, and get a kid to start banging pots and pans together. Then close your eyes and use your imagination.
—from A Horrible Experience of Unbearable Length, a book by Roger Ebert
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8187. | Tortoise (tortoise9) | 100.02 | 99% | 2025-06-02 |
| 8188. | Khanh (khanh_5567) | 100.02 | 97% | 2024-03-01 |
| 8189. | Cakers (pvpcakers) | 100.02 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 8190. | kailh pinks (mrdooks) | 100.02 | 96% | 2021-09-26 |
| 8191. | Okiiiieee (acharyas) | 100.02 | 99% | 2021-11-01 |
| 8192. | Brad from SigEp (all_for_no... | 100.02 | 100% | 2019-08-19 |
| 8193. | !PROTOCOL! (drac99) | 100.01 | 97.5% | 2024-02-22 |
| 8194. | megham (megh4m) | 100.01 | 97.5% | 2024-03-22 |
| 8195. | πk (konnomon) | 100.01 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| 8196. | Retrojoe1984 (joemama84) | 100.01 | 99% | 2026-03-11 |
| 8197. | Ajit (ajit876) | 100.01 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 8198. | sonny (sonnysixteen) | 100.01 | 100% | 2021-02-14 |
| 8199. | γΈγ§γ³ (johnr_) | 100.01 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 8200. | Sid (cynocid) | 100.01 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 8201. | Benjamin (benjaminsanta) | 100.00 | 96.3% | 2023-12-07 |
| 8202. | Defu (defu) | 100.00 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 8203. | relaxx (cloudkid) | 99.99 | 98% | 2017-11-17 |
| 8204. | James (frxction) | 99.99 | 99% | 2021-04-15 |
| 8205. | V01D (inferno888) | 99.99 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 8206. | Joe (joeboe_solos) | 99.98 | 96% | 2025-09-25 |
| 8207. | Arxalier (arxalier) | 99.98 | 97.5% | 2024-07-24 |
| 8208. | skubri (skubri) | 99.98 | 98% | 2022-01-01 |
| 8209. | farass (farazoma) | 99.98 | 96% | 2022-12-28 |
| 8210. | Stentor (stesanor) | 99.98 | 100% | 2017-09-10 |
| 8211. | nathe (nowhooshing420x) | 99.97 | 98% | 2020-07-09 |
| 8212. | Tyler (revirst) | 99.97 | 97% | 2023-07-22 |
| 8213. | Martin (elementhh) | 99.96 | 98% | 2020-10-01 |
| 8214. | whoelsehighafrn (slimjohnso... | 99.96 | 98% | 2020-05-24 |
| 8215. | Mike (freestingo) | 99.96 | 99% | 2021-02-21 |
| 8216. | π (idfr37) | 99.95 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 46,769 | 90.00 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 148 | 96.12 | December 10, 2018 |
| α Stenography | 3 | 89.50 | July 4, 2021 |