Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3088. | Hex (galaxyyyy) | 68.67 | 95% | 2019-11-01 |
| 3089. | Jay (typeracerjay) | 68.66 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
| 3090. | Oggers (oggers) | 68.66 | 96% | 2017-09-14 |
| 3091. | Ferry (ferry73) | 68.65 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
| 3092. | Fusion Fusion (fusion035) | 68.64 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
| 3093. | Rajat (rajat_singla) | 68.64 | 97% | 2018-09-07 |
| 3094. | Ming (mings7) | 68.62 | 95% | 2019-11-09 |
| 3095. | Rain (u96e8) | 68.62 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 3096. | Liam (liam236) | 68.60 | 97% | 2018-07-29 |
| 3097. | mitul (mitulrokz) | 68.60 | 95% | 2017-11-08 |
| 3098. | J (irocamora) | 68.59 | 99% | 2019-06-08 |
| 3099. | med (medssss) | 68.58 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 3100. | Slicklikedat (slicklikedat) | 68.56 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 3101. | vel (velsullano) | 68.55 | 98% | 2019-09-18 |
| 3102. | Keyser Söze (johnomaha) | 68.55 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
| 3103. | Alyssa (alygator1998) | 68.54 | 96% | 2017-09-22 |
| 3104. | Charles (cloudhaze) | 68.53 | 94% | 2019-01-11 |
| 3105. | Lolka (snailman666) | 68.52 | 99% | 2019-08-22 |
| 3106. | Jackson (jacksonet00) | 68.52 | 97% | 2020-01-13 |
| 3107. | Classy (classycactus) | 68.52 | 95% | 2018-11-03 |
| 3108. | Ferioula (ferioula) | 68.51 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 3109. | Michael (whittneyinthetub) | 68.50 | 96% | 2018-03-16 |
| 3110. | Stevne (juninight29) | 68.50 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 3111. | Eugene (rawners) | 68.50 | 98% | 2019-08-11 |
| 3112. | Slow (yohasakura7410) | 68.50 | 96% | 2018-09-28 |
| 3113. | a (goalto100wpm) | 68.49 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 3114. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 68.49 | 96% | 2018-10-29 |
| 3115. | David (mrseaborg) | 68.48 | 96% | 2020-02-26 |
| 3116. | Udan (udan_rimbus93) | 68.47 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 3117. | Mario (mariojr16) | 68.45 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |