As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4326. | thoccthoccthocc (olihp) | 99.88 | 98% | 2022-03-13 |
| 4327. | jeremiah (the_bullfrog) | 99.88 | 99% | 2025-01-23 |
| 4328. | RioDa (bleachinq) | 99.88 | 98% | 2023-06-04 |
| 4329. | TaiwanNumbaOne (baboocrap) | 99.88 | 97.8% | 2024-02-12 |
| 4330. | A (antykingfish) | 99.88 | 98% | 2017-06-03 |
| 4331. | Duck (bonbion) | 99.87 | 90% | 2015-04-10 |
| 4332. | weicer (weicer) | 99.87 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 4333. | tom (ixjnkeewnoxx) | 99.87 | 97% | 2021-08-08 |
| 4334. | Tim (tmills9105) | 99.87 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 4335. | hehe (blazeclash) | 99.86 | 98% | 2022-08-02 |
| 4336. | Tanuj (tanuj23) | 99.86 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 4337. | ProfessionalAussieChoker (c... | 99.85 | 97% | 2021-05-31 |
| 4338. | lettel (lettel) | 99.85 | 98.4% | 2023-09-24 |
| 4339. | Michael (mike_racer) | 99.84 | 98% | 2022-01-02 |
| 4340. | BR (brdiesel) | 99.84 | 97% | 2022-03-28 |
| 4341. | Phuong-Nhi (peanutbutter333) | 99.84 | 98% | 2020-05-15 |
| 4342. | Davy (clouderz) | 99.83 | 91% | 2016-01-13 |
| 4343. | Jeffrey (jeffreyz8) | 99.83 | 93% | 2015-06-29 |
| 4344. | Van (umbala_meo) | 99.83 | 99% | 2018-10-11 |
| 4345. | Max (max424) | 99.82 | 97.8% | 2023-10-04 |
| 4346. | dinosaurusrex (dinosaurusrex) | 99.82 | 97% | 2021-04-19 |
| 4347. | griV (griv) | 99.82 | 97.2% | 2024-09-18 |
| 4348. | Ian (e__n) | 99.82 | 98% | 2020-01-28 |
| 4349. | Colin (colincall23) | 99.82 | 96.8% | 2021-02-14 |
| 4350. | Alan (allanafdn) | 99.82 | 98% | 2020-06-06 |
| 4351. | Faas (sneakym0nk3y) | 99.82 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 4352. | Ryan (youngryand) | 99.81 | 100% | 2022-12-30 |
| 4353. | Alec (alxiang) | 99.81 | 96% | 2021-12-20 |
| 4354. | Hanna (laleylu) | 99.81 | 97% | 2016-05-21 |
| 4355. | fried fish (seventh77) | 99.80 | 97% | 2017-04-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |