Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1913. | Isaac (irezey) | 81.67 | 96% | 2019-02-10 |
| 1914. | Dylan (dangerdolan_) | 81.66 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 1915. | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (sarsippius) | 81.66 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 1916. | Thonycar (54tpb) | 81.66 | 97% | 2018-08-26 |
| 1917. | Frank (frank_thetank) | 81.65 | 98% | 2019-04-14 |
| 1918. | Ali (ali024) | 81.65 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 1919. | Cássio (ssscassio) | 81.63 | 97% | 2019-05-25 |
| 1920. | Mithril (mithrilda) | 81.62 | 98% | 2019-06-19 |
| 1921. | nibble (nibbleds) | 81.61 | 97% | 2019-11-12 |
| 1922. | Kex (kexlog) | 81.61 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 1923. | Ruben (passes) | 81.57 | 96% | 2019-04-06 |
| 1924. | Salman (salmanhemani110) | 81.56 | 96% | 2019-05-03 |
| 1925. | Jolie (jipont) | 81.56 | 96% | 2019-04-03 |
| 1926. | ☞sondv (sondv) | 81.55 | 98% | 2019-07-11 |
| 1927. | Fabian (fabs0000) | 81.52 | 97% | 2018-05-24 |
| 1928. | Like Like (like_like) | 81.51 | 98% | 2018-03-29 |
| 1929. | Bob (cloud_phantom) | 81.50 | 97% | 2018-05-04 |
| 1930. | David (hahayoulose) | 81.50 | 100% | 2017-10-13 |
| 1931. | Sam (sm5656) | 81.47 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 1932. | shahbaz (shahbaz_kazi09) | 81.44 | 96% | 2018-05-25 |
| 1933. | Joshua (jefry1217) | 81.44 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 1934. | UltraDev (ultradev_) | 81.43 | 96% | 2020-01-07 |
| 1935. | dohchuk (dohchuk) | 81.43 | 97% | 2018-06-10 |
| 1936. | lrr13 (lrr13) | 81.42 | 96% | 2019-07-30 |
| 1937. | sv_cheats 1 (change_lolxd) | 81.42 | 97% | 2018-05-13 |
| 1938. | Mike (flamingmike) | 81.39 | 95% | 2019-02-10 |
| 1939. | ali UwU xx oWo (ethyl_ethan... | 81.38 | 94% | 2020-01-01 |
| 1940. | mindgitrwx (mindgitrwx) | 81.38 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
| 1941. | Bill (mooseinthepool) | 81.35 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
| 1942. | Daniel (onosendi) | 81.34 | 97% | 2019-09-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |