So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22279. | Penny (penny6) | 64.93 | 96% | 2016-05-13 |
| 22280. | Eunji (eunji) | 64.93 | 87% | 2013-09-05 |
| 22281. | Anthony (mike916) | 64.92 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 22282. | fast (yahya_iyaseh) | 64.92 | 95% | 2022-09-10 |
| 22283. | alpha2211 (rahat2211) | 64.92 | 95% | 2023-02-22 |
| 22284. | Isa (dxnamic_) | 64.92 | 97% | 2022-01-31 |
| 22285. | ONE4EVER (one4ever) | 64.92 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
| 22286. | jardel (jardelzinhoo) | 64.92 | 92% | 2012-03-21 |
| 22287. | Kelvin (lokkelvin2003) | 64.92 | 93% | 2013-09-16 |
| 22288. | Mohammed Khaja (mk_ahsanuddin) | 64.92 | 98% | 2011-12-29 |
| 22289. | Naman (naman_vj) | 64.91 | 98% | 2023-01-15 |
| 22290. | Christian (icryeverytime) | 64.91 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| 22291. | Mr (almog2610) | 64.91 | 97% | 2017-08-20 |
| 22292. | Tanvir (lakhan) | 64.91 | 95% | 2016-06-27 |
| 22293. | Endeavour (endeavour) | 64.91 | 97% | 2013-10-17 |
| 22294. | Chirag (crg91) | 64.91 | 91% | 2012-08-28 |
| 22295. | Day (ichsnonymous) | 64.90 | 93% | 2021-10-17 |
| 22296. | wesley (theempiretriescrack) | 64.90 | 95% | 2022-06-20 |
| 22297. | Eric (cloud99) | 64.90 | 95% | 2022-08-14 |
| 22298. | J.zargo (jzargo5) | 64.90 | 97% | 2022-10-17 |
| 22299. | Alvin (alvin649) | 64.90 | 96% | 2021-03-24 |
| 22300. | Jacob (depressedandcold) | 64.90 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 22301. | Brennan (brenn52) | 64.90 | 95% | 2013-09-25 |
| 22302. | bzhlk (bzhlk) | 64.90 | — | 2011-03-27 |
| 22303. | hai (nothing101) | 64.90 | 93% | 2012-03-16 |
| 22304. | Meriial (meriial) | 64.90 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 22305. | Jane (chancel) | 64.90 | 93% | 2013-06-17 |
| 22306. | Umut Arda (coldaryy) | 64.89 | 95% | 2023-04-18 |
| 22307. | ibzmav (ibzmav) | 64.89 | 97.7% | 2023-08-23 |
| 22308. | Gabriel (bigolgabe) | 64.89 | 86% | 2016-03-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |