The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3485. | puchat (puchat) | 109.11 | 98% | 2012-05-13 |
| 3486. | TehShrike (tehshrike_colemak) | 109.11 | 98% | 2012-11-27 |
| 3487. | orangejuice (orangejuice101) | 109.10 | 97.9% | 2023-07-31 |
| 3488. | ndr2 (ndr2) | 109.10 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 3489. | Hùng (hungnp) | 109.09 | 99% | 2012-04-06 |
| 3490. | Fudge (furdge) | 109.08 | 99% | 2021-03-07 |
| 3491. | Robert (robertm) | 109.08 | — | 2010-01-14 |
| 3492. | aasd (mudd0000) | 109.08 | 97% | 2013-10-05 |
| 3493. | Fungus (germanicfungus) | 109.07 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
| 3494. | Roby F (robyf) | 109.07 | 95% | 2012-05-30 |
| 3495. | Mike (hairyforcekin) | 109.06 | 98% | 2016-05-05 |
| 3496. | Boston (bostonterrier) | 109.05 | 98% | 2016-05-30 |
| 3497. | Michael (spicypikachu) | 109.05 | 98% | 2012-08-12 |
| 3498. | Rishi (roemo) | 109.05 | — | 2010-02-04 |
| 3499. | Adam (dadamx) | 109.05 | 91% | 2013-02-20 |
| 3500. | Chunty (chunty) | 109.04 | 96% | 2013-09-20 |
| 3501. | yodas (yodas) | 109.03 | 99% | 2021-07-12 |
| 3502. | Zakk (z_boi) | 109.03 | 98% | 2021-02-10 |
| 3503. | Raadek (knr24) | 109.03 | 99% | 2020-11-04 |
| 3504. | Dana (cloud5) | 109.03 | 98% | 2015-11-18 |
| 3505. | Chet (chetbaker) | 109.02 | 98% | 2021-06-27 |
| 3506. | Brian (wivo) | 109.02 | 94% | 2013-07-26 |
| 3507. | Kirsten (vixenita) | 109.01 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 3508. | YouGotOwned (evilgunner) | 109.00 | 97% | 2018-02-23 |
| 3509. | Patrick (saboe) | 109.00 | 98.5% | 2023-09-23 |
| 3510. | JS@ss (wrongwaymel) | 109.00 | 98% | 2011-06-20 |
| 3511. | Yeji (yejisong) | 108.98 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 3512. | Schoopdawhoop (schoopdawhoop) | 108.97 | — | 2009-03-31 |
| 3513. | Bart (hubba485) | 108.96 | 99% | 2023-03-26 |
| 3514. | Kitt (kittysuit) | 108.96 | 97% | 2016-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |