And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15651. | Yugs (akyuratyper) | 86.66 | 93% | 2012-12-15 |
| 15652. | Nicki (nickidarling) | 86.66 | 96% | 2015-02-10 |
| 15653. | つき (tsuki24) | 86.65 | 97.7% | 2023-08-08 |
| 15654. | Jacob (near) | 86.65 | — | 2008-10-10 |
| 15655. | Onion (sweggeronmysweg) | 86.64 | 97% | 2017-11-01 |
| 15656. | prithvi (vihanvek) | 86.64 | 96% | 2015-09-07 |
| 15657. | Stephen (stephenmorganx) | 86.64 | 97% | 2016-05-21 |
| 15658. | Bradley (bradley_brown) | 86.63 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 15659. | J (irocamora) | 86.63 | 99% | 2014-11-30 |
| 15660. | PianoRadek (piano_radek) | 86.63 | 96% | 2023-10-14 |
| 15661. | yoimhungry (yoimhungry) | 86.63 | 97% | 2015-11-17 |
| 15662. | Ray (rayh40) | 86.63 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 15663. | Kinfi4 (kinfi4) | 86.63 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 15664. | justwannatype (andrewzn) | 86.63 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 15665. | Nomi (noomoi) | 86.63 | 97% | 2018-11-27 |
| 15666. | Vasco (inatsuz) | 86.63 | 98% | 2017-06-11 |
| 15667. | Mike (neumatikz) | 86.62 | — | 2010-01-11 |
| 15668. | Chad (chadkouse) | 86.62 | 94% | 2013-09-05 |
| 15669. | Slow (nanashi159) | 86.62 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 15670. | Kenneth (furball728) | 86.62 | 94% | 2018-10-25 |
| 15671. | tstats[jaadunath] (jaadunath) | 86.62 | 98% | 2022-07-21 |
| 15672. | jayson (cloud023) | 86.62 | 91% | 2012-01-22 |
| 15673. | kahtleen (kahtleen) | 86.62 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 15674. | Rachel (rffree) | 86.61 | 96% | 2020-10-08 |
| 15675. | Sebastien (hman45321) | 86.61 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 15676. | dan (fro44) | 86.61 | 96% | 2019-08-07 |
| 15677. | George (mrgpalagin) | 86.61 | 99% | 2013-08-08 |
| 15678. | Super Succ (chriswang236) | 86.61 | 96% | 2016-10-14 |
| 15679. | jz (kokosha) | 86.60 | 97% | 2020-10-02 |
| 15680. | gzip1 (gzip1) | 86.60 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |