I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2575. | www (dawdww) | 115.00 | 98% | 2025-11-04 |
| 2576. | Kyle (puddlepoopin) | 115.00 | 99% | 2022-05-15 |
| 2577. | Ellis (aceyyyy) | 115.00 | 98% | 2019-04-12 |
| 2578. | quirino (codeforces) | 114.99 | 98% | 2023-03-13 |
| 2579. | abcdefg (fastpig) | 114.99 | 99% | 2020-03-30 |
| 2580. | Jefferson (rasmus06) | 114.98 | 98% | 2025-03-07 |
| 2581. | ProfessionalAussieChoker (c... | 114.98 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 2582. | Grant (1337n0013) | 114.97 | 96% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2583. | Bitbat (bitbat) | 114.97 | 96.9% | 2023-10-01 |
| 2584. | Type like never before! (re... | 114.97 | 97.9% | 2024-06-26 |
| 2585. | Bijay (moneybijay) | 114.96 | 99% | 2022-10-21 |
| 2586. | Aidan (aidancool) | 114.96 | 98% | 2020-09-27 |
| 2587. | mr (mr_bearcat) | 114.95 | 98% | 2018-07-20 |
| 2588. | et (amogus_irl) | 114.93 | 98% | 2022-10-22 |
| 2589. | MrButtersworth (flapjackstax) | 114.93 | 99% | 2025-07-09 |
| 2590. | John (azaza909) | 114.92 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 2591. | P100 (close280) | 114.91 | 98.4% | 2024-06-27 |
| 2592. | Mikael (mahorkankasvattaja) | 114.90 | 97.4% | 2024-11-10 |
| 2593. | Keegan (quantumostrich) | 114.90 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 2594. | Chad (sixpacksexy) | 114.90 | 97.8% | 2023-06-28 |
| 2595. | ..... (baskoroi) | 114.90 | 99% | 2020-04-18 |
| 2596. | . (santashelper) | 114.89 | 97.5% | 2025-03-26 |
| 2597. | Stephanie (nvsmv) | 114.87 | 99% | 2018-07-11 |
| 2598. | M8l8th (glitchsolo) | 114.87 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 2599. | Ned (nedfrench) | 114.87 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 2600. | seez (seez) | 114.86 | 98% | 2019-08-18 |
| 2601. | mark (pofield) | 114.85 | 98.7% | 2025-01-25 |
| 2602. | Eric (thicc_ricc) | 114.83 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 2603. | free (jubblies) | 114.83 | 96.2% | 2023-11-07 |
| 2604. | Ryan (nightninjarag) | 114.83 | 98% | 2017-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |