So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12658. | (svenskahan) | 80.11 | 93% | 2015-02-13 |
| 12659. | (schylarker) | 80.11 | 96% | 2017-04-02 |
| 12660. | tuffghost (namtap) | 80.11 | — | 2008-09-23 |
| 12661. | (exudex) | 80.10 | 91% | 2012-01-14 |
| 12662. | (james7890) | 80.10 | 97% | 2018-03-20 |
| 12663. | (giuplegxtd) | 80.10 | — | 2010-04-12 |
| 12664. | (pimplepopper2015) | 80.09 | 93% | 2015-03-09 |
| 12665. | (fishstix_) | 80.09 | 98% | 2021-11-05 |
| 12666. | (des_2002) | 80.09 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 12667. | (thedoct0r) | 80.09 | 98% | 2017-06-12 |
| 12668. | (klennon) | 80.09 | 94% | 2016-02-12 |
| 12669. | (edwin1222) | 80.08 | 98% | 2017-08-25 |
| 12670. | (abode243) | 80.08 | 95% | 2022-11-12 |
| 12671. | (shadaez) | 80.07 | — | 2010-08-11 |
| 12672. | (amar123200) | 80.07 | 97% | 2022-05-19 |
| 12673. | (bjggut3) | 80.07 | 95% | 2015-01-30 |
| 12674. | (harisshah753159) | 80.06 | 95.5% | 2023-10-29 |
| 12675. | Clod (clodus) | 80.06 | 98% | 2017-02-22 |
| 12676. | (starkidddd) | 80.06 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
| 12677. | (sk_nooyen) | 80.06 | 97% | 2021-05-28 |
| 12678. | Deron (deronpianoplayer) | 80.06 | 97% | 2014-03-05 |
| 12679. | (guyonthecouch790) | 80.06 | 89% | 2016-08-03 |
| 12680. | (imfeelingunlucky) | 80.06 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 12681. | (thiennnt2021) | 80.06 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 12682. | (frailmary) | 80.06 | 98% | 2018-05-30 |
| 12683. | (severet) | 80.06 | 96% | 2016-01-12 |
| 12684. | (jaibhole) | 80.06 | 96% | 2017-08-01 |
| 12685. | (ramblinreck) | 80.06 | 92% | 2015-11-24 |
| 12686. | (cheryltheslowturtle) | 80.06 | 99% | 2016-01-02 |
| 12687. | (pioverlord) | 80.05 | 94% | 2018-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |