And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33837. | huh yunjin enthusiast (spin... | 55.73 | 95% | 2021-04-27 |
| 33838. | Ahadh (sedoninju) | 55.73 | 97% | 2021-07-21 |
| 33839. | Ahmed (ahmedslayer123) | 55.73 | 96% | 2021-01-02 |
| 33840. | H@rrY (harry001) | 55.73 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 33841. | Mohamed (mohamed536) | 55.72 | 97% | 2018-09-11 |
| 33842. | Md. Bakhtiar (hasin101) | 55.72 | 96% | 2023-08-12 |
| 33843. | Abudlla.Marofi04 (jonsnow21) | 55.72 | 92% | 2022-05-16 |
| 33844. | Ricardo (tomarctus) | 55.72 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 33845. | hanh (bichhanh) | 55.72 | — | 2010-03-04 |
| 33846. | Homer (aerowang) | 55.71 | 92% | 2012-09-17 |
| 33847. | mohsen (mosii) | 55.71 | 96% | 2023-02-15 |
| 33848. | radu (radu215) | 55.71 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 33849. | Nicholas (nicholas) | 55.71 | — | 2008-08-24 |
| 33850. | Kayla (kayla27) | 55.70 | 97% | 2022-07-24 |
| 33851. | Dickerson Do Dough (yoboidi... | 55.70 | 88% | 2017-03-13 |
| 33852. | Habibur (habibmax95) | 55.70 | 97% | 2017-09-08 |
| 33853. | Andrei (headpats) | 55.69 | 99% | 2022-10-31 |
| 33854. | Soe (soepai) | 55.69 | 98% | 2023-10-02 |
| 33855. | H!P! (harsh_patel) | 55.69 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 33856. | clock (clockq) | 55.69 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 33857. | Godson (godson_gts) | 55.69 | 91% | 2014-09-29 |
| 33858. | jone (jonesoldi) | 55.68 | 95% | 2021-11-02 |
| 33859. | AspectOfTheDevil (aspectoft... | 55.68 | 94% | 2018-12-29 |
| 33860. | Takao (takao) | 55.68 | 98% | 2011-12-20 |
| 33861. | Evan (evanpwns) | 55.68 | 95% | 2012-05-01 |
| 33862. | Joyce (jesilva) | 55.68 | 96% | 2015-07-15 |
| 33863. | Kupo (kuponata) | 55.68 | 87% | 2013-12-24 |
| 33864. | Tim (dragon5453) | 55.67 | 96.3% | 2023-08-23 |
| 33865. | Shimanto (shimant0) | 55.67 | 97% | 2023-03-18 |
| 33866. | ANSON (ananson2005) | 55.67 | 95% | 2013-10-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |