So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7030. | Matthew (fryzigg) | 92.75 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
| 7031. | jazzduck (jazzduck) | 92.75 | 99% | 2022-07-06 |
| 7032. | Namik (mythical) | 92.75 | — | 2008-11-29 |
| 7033. | someghost (someghost) | 92.75 | 93% | 2014-02-05 |
| 7034. | Frames (jjlinden) | 92.74 | 98% | 2019-06-16 |
| 7035. | Farzad (farzad_) | 92.74 | 97% | 2019-07-16 |
| 7036. | Robin (starseed1983) | 92.74 | 99% | 2011-07-27 |
| 7037. | Austin (galactiac) | 92.74 | 95% | 2016-01-26 |
| 7038. | Aceofspades9 (aceofspades9) | 92.74 | 95% | 2014-03-14 |
| 7039. | Nemanja (nemanja995) | 92.73 | 99% | 2023-02-15 |
| 7040. | Khizer (khizlaw) | 92.73 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
| 7041. | Guest (6uest) | 92.73 | 95% | 2011-10-13 |
| 7042. | Nagik (nagikmaestro) | 92.72 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 7043. | Chen (megus) | 92.72 | 98% | 2022-07-12 |
| 7044. | Eric (skypic) | 92.72 | 98% | 2013-09-18 |
| 7045. | Justin (ch1naman) | 92.72 | 93% | 2011-09-18 |
| 7046. | Ugnius (popcorn325) | 92.71 | 99% | 2021-03-05 |
| 7047. | Wilson (superdoggo) | 92.71 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
| 7048. | Stefan (clite) | 92.71 | 94% | 2013-08-29 |
| 7049. | anon (analternateaccount) | 92.71 | 98% | 2017-11-12 |
| 7050. | Ismail (shadowwalker3) | 92.71 | 96% | 2018-11-17 |
| 7051. | AJ (zap101) | 92.70 | 95% | 2015-08-25 |
| 7052. | wel (welneco) | 92.70 | 93% | 2015-11-09 |
| 7053. | Kade (kadok) | 92.69 | 98.3% | 2023-09-20 |
| 7054. | Brandon (theyimi) | 92.69 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 7055. | Brennen (brennenscott) | 92.69 | 93% | 2013-04-11 |
| 7056. | Greg (xpec824) | 92.69 | 95% | 2015-09-10 |
| 7057. | Westly (wslafleur) | 92.69 | 99% | 2019-01-02 |
| 7058. | 2 (2getter) | 92.69 | — | 2011-01-03 |
| 7059. | aaronmcg (aaronmcg) | 92.68 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |