The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14241. | (fratelecarol) | 80.85 | 96% | 2022-12-08 |
| 14242. | (fruff) | 80.85 | — | 2009-10-15 |
| 14243. | (gloez) | 80.84 | 96% | 2022-12-07 |
| 14244. | (canvaslol) | 80.84 | 96% | 2022-05-14 |
| 14245. | (strongly_typed_mtgap) | 80.84 | 97% | 2021-12-31 |
| 14246. | (road_runner) | 80.84 | 93% | 2012-06-26 |
| 14247. | (godzsavior) | 80.83 | 99% | 2017-09-08 |
| 14248. | (mute291) | 80.83 | 97% | 2017-02-03 |
| 14249. | (vizionzevo) | 80.83 | 97.1% | 2021-02-01 |
| 14250. | (ironsam) | 80.83 | 93% | 2015-04-16 |
| 14251. | Mike (mchilds83) | 80.83 | 94% | 2015-12-03 |
| 14252. | (uiron) | 80.83 | 95% | 2011-09-26 |
| 14253. | (asylum) | 80.83 | — | 2010-12-24 |
| 14254. | (gaspar_pi) | 80.82 | 98% | 2023-01-25 |
| 14255. | (kardoj) | 80.82 | 99% | 2017-12-26 |
| 14256. | Andres (avillarreal) | 80.82 | 98% | 2017-06-16 |
| 14257. | Vjetnametz (vjetnametz) | 80.81 | 96% | 2021-10-24 |
| 14258. | (dmmagic91) | 80.81 | 97% | 2018-02-23 |
| 14259. | (isat32196) | 80.81 | 94% | 2015-10-20 |
| 14260. | (clipoy) | 80.81 | 91% | 2013-06-18 |
| 14261. | (mlsn) | 80.81 | 94% | 2012-10-12 |
| 14262. | (danomate) | 80.81 | 88% | 2015-07-30 |
| 14263. | (play_girl1881) | 80.81 | 99% | 2013-08-24 |
| 14264. | (krazeekid_) | 80.81 | 97% | 2019-08-10 |
| 14265. | (flippy22) | 80.80 | 99% | 2023-06-16 |
| 14266. | Wawa (wawasc) | 80.80 | 97% | 2022-04-17 |
| 14267. | (alexgt) | 80.80 | — | 2010-03-01 |
| 14268. | Common Hoopoe (chaoticorder) | 80.79 | 99% | 2020-03-09 |
| 14269. | randint (lawlombie) | 80.79 | 98% | 2019-07-19 |
| 14270. | (wolttam) | 80.79 | 92% | 2017-06-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |