So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10140. | (dancingdogs) | 84.86 | 93% | 2012-10-06 |
| 10141. | (rayster1) | 84.86 | 99% | 2022-10-29 |
| 10142. | (gotta_go_fast__) | 84.86 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
| 10143. | (jeffli2000) | 84.86 | 98.5% | 2021-02-08 |
| 10144. | (simbernal) | 84.86 | 91% | 2015-03-07 |
| 10145. | (secretz) | 84.86 | 94% | 2012-10-15 |
| 10146. | Michael (donut_man) | 84.86 | 98% | 2011-11-02 |
| 10147. | !RiA! (soddinghostile) | 84.86 | — | 2011-01-24 |
| 10148. | (skilledscott) | 84.86 | 96% | 2016-06-01 |
| 10149. | (beamup2space) | 84.86 | — | 2009-11-24 |
| 10150. | (aseemtypist) | 84.86 | 95% | 2013-09-16 |
| 10151. | (dumpcako) | 84.85 | 98% | 2022-07-22 |
| 10152. | (mohandd_318) | 84.85 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 10153. | (st3ezy) | 84.85 | 96.2% | 2023-05-22 |
| 10154. | (rgam) | 84.84 | 97% | 2012-05-03 |
| 10155. | (kidlucrative) | 84.83 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 10156. | (stableigloo) | 84.82 | 98% | 2020-05-05 |
| 10157. | (zlatan3412) | 84.82 | 91% | 2016-09-11 |
| 10158. | (treven2001) | 84.82 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 10159. | (clipoy) | 84.82 | 94% | 2013-06-14 |
| 10160. | (envme) | 84.82 | 97% | 2013-12-03 |
| 10161. | (mudd_me) | 84.82 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 10162. | (decoherence) | 84.82 | 96% | 2015-03-03 |
| 10163. | CJ (cannedair) | 84.82 | 97% | 2017-06-01 |
| 10164. | (alliebaba) | 84.82 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 10165. | (ja81301) | 84.81 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
| 10166. | Luke (delurkish) | 84.81 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 10167. | (doomi87) | 84.81 | 83% | 2014-06-28 |
| 10168. | (rylm) | 84.81 | 91% | 2015-05-19 |
| 10169. | (bonibabu) | 84.81 | 96% | 2014-08-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |