So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24555. | Steven (doobins) | 61.44 | 94% | 2011-06-05 |
| 24556. | Aether (aethersimp) | 61.44 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 24557. | dan (dantheman06_) | 61.44 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 24558. | lio (osybius) | 61.44 | 96% | 2020-12-15 |
| 24559. | Ferry (ferryp888) | 61.44 | 88% | 2016-11-10 |
| 24560. | Harry (trof) | 61.44 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 24561. | Jan (johny7897) | 61.44 | 92% | 2016-07-27 |
| 24562. | honey (honeyruby) | 61.44 | — | 2009-08-10 |
| 24563. | bonx (bonx) | 61.44 | 95% | 2015-04-06 |
| 24564. | Jake (jarljake) | 61.43 | 96% | 2018-09-10 |
| 24565. | isaacyoshimario (isaacyoshi... | 61.43 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 24566. | Bill (bill497) | 61.43 | 95% | 2017-12-31 |
| 24567. | Lloyd (aconfusedwalrus) | 61.43 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
| 24568. | be (besalt) | 61.43 | 95.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 24569. | Chau (kinggreedy) | 61.43 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 24570. | Seth (neonzip) | 61.43 | — | 2008-10-13 |
| 24571. | Stebla (yama_ste) | 61.42 | 95% | 2015-03-31 |
| 24572. | Click (click_) | 61.42 | 95% | 2022-05-12 |
| 24573. | mohamed (spear_dfjdklf) | 61.42 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 24574. | Richie (richiehuang) | 61.42 | 94% | 2015-11-10 |
| 24575. | JD_FPS (jd_fps) | 61.42 | 95% | 2021-10-31 |
| 24576. | Xenith (t0006234g) | 61.42 | 96% | 2018-12-28 |
| 24577. | Heaven (costantine) | 61.42 | 95% | 2014-11-24 |
| 24578. | Nam (hainam) | 61.42 | 99% | 2013-12-02 |
| 24579. | HarHarMahadev (abhis) | 61.42 | 98% | 2016-05-27 |
| 24580. | Venkata Kailash (kailash_vi... | 61.41 | 94% | 2022-10-14 |
| 24581. | Shrutik (shrutik_1623) | 61.41 | 94% | 2020-04-19 |
| 24582. | Olórin (rynxu) | 61.41 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 24583. | A (ajp10304) | 61.41 | 95% | 2021-10-23 |
| 24584. | Sandra (keeneysandra) | 61.41 | — | 2008-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |