As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4115. | K (kadorath) | 101.39 | 99% | 2019-08-12 |
| 4116. | bsd987 (bsd987) | 101.39 | 99% | 2017-11-22 |
| 4117. | Paritosh (paribaba) | 101.39 | 98% | 2017-03-09 |
| 4118. | Zack (bungmcbooga) | 101.38 | 98% | 2021-03-29 |
| 4119. | plants (_plants) | 101.37 | 97% | 2019-04-07 |
| 4120. | Espresso (espresso) | 101.35 | 97% | 2021-10-22 |
| 4121. | laPampara (lapampara69) | 101.34 | 99% | 2021-10-31 |
| 4122. | Evatar (evatar7) | 101.34 | 98% | 2019-01-03 |
| 4123. | Toshi (toshir0) | 101.34 | 97% | 2025-01-11 |
| 4124. | come (comecurry) | 101.34 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 4125. | M (methawatc) | 101.34 | 98% | 2018-04-04 |
| 4126. | Lucas (doowoop) | 101.33 | 97.8% | 2024-04-13 |
| 4127. | Fox (foxfoxfoxfox) | 101.33 | 99% | 2022-02-09 |
| 4128. | Ryan (joeyryan453) | 101.33 | 97% | 2016-05-31 |
| 4129. | Ultralord (ronelijahruiz) | 101.33 | 93% | 2016-12-06 |
| 4130. | Sarym (_sarim_) | 101.33 | 98% | 2017-07-16 |
| 4131. | grizzly (clemtinite) | 101.32 | 97% | 2020-01-18 |
| 4132. | im vrey afst tbu my acuray ... | 101.32 | 97% | 2020-06-06 |
| 4133. | Daniel (derdem) | 101.32 | 96% | 2018-10-23 |
| 4134. | i'm old... (2ndmohamedzarif) | 101.31 | 98% | 2022-11-26 |
| 4135. | Salman (blackstrobe) | 101.31 | 98% | 2019-12-07 |
| 4136. | Alec (supperz1) | 101.30 | 99% | 2023-04-15 |
| 4137. | V (bombstrap_) | 101.29 | 98% | 2018-08-04 |
| 4138. | imtiaz ali channar tandojam... | 101.29 | 99% | 2021-01-27 |
| 4139. | Leo (leoxano) | 101.28 | 97.8% | 2023-10-09 |
| 4140. | Luka (garicluka) | 101.28 | 97% | 2024-01-27 |
| 4141. | XxBairyHallsxX (nwalker1129) | 101.28 | 98.4% | 2023-11-11 |
| 4142. | Raycu (raycu) | 101.27 | 98% | 2018-05-06 |
| 4143. | Tarryn (tarryn) | 101.27 | 95% | 2016-12-08 |
| 4144. | Alvin (ayesizzle) | 101.26 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |