The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 45687. | Adrian (hiddenmessanger) | 44.07 | 94% | 2020-09-09 |
| 45688. | Dilli (dilliraj) | 44.07 | 97% | 2017-06-10 |
| 45689. | Damir (damirados) | 44.07 | 86% | 2014-12-24 |
| 45690. | Andreja (andreja) | 44.07 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 45691. | Quisha (haquisha) | 44.06 | 97% | 2025-04-11 |
| 45692. | NM (nykacho) | 44.06 | 95% | 2024-03-20 |
| 45693. | Paul Christian C. (peapaul02) | 44.06 | 89% | 2016-07-27 |
| 45694. | We support Palestine (shexd... | 44.05 | 95% | 2022-07-28 |
| 45695. | ARG 39 (arg_39_yt) | 44.05 | 93.4% | 2021-02-23 |
| 45696. | Frank (itsmefr) | 44.04 | 93% | 2025-06-06 |
| 45697. | AJ Brown (ajb1) | 44.04 | 94.7% | 2024-11-18 |
| 45698. | HBZ (hgbz) | 44.03 | 94% | 2025-02-23 |
| 45699. | Huarus (huarus460) | 44.03 | 97% | 2025-03-06 |
| 45700. | honeylemon (lionsong) | 44.02 | 96.4% | 2025-04-07 |
| 45701. | Kyle (midgetminer1234) | 44.02 | 95% | 2025-05-05 |
| 45702. | Twój (joebidenmama) | 44.02 | 95.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 45703. | TeamDoubleD (nsantana22) | 44.01 | 94.1% | 2024-10-17 |
| 45704. | Clemfire (clemfire) | 44.01 | 96% | 2024-06-30 |
| 45705. | Kimmie (aphrodite_kt) | 44.01 | 96% | 2016-09-04 |
| 45706. | Macguir (macguir) | 44.00 | 87% | 2012-11-10 |
| 45707. | ⎞ Fet's Luck (akshaykarande) | 43.99 | 94% | 2025-05-16 |
| 45708. | Jay (jeadriello_2005) | 43.99 | 95% | 2024-08-01 |
| 45709. | Itachi (thanos_18) | 43.99 | 94% | 2022-10-25 |
| 45710. | Ace (ace0x1) | 43.98 | 96.4% | 2025-03-03 |
| 45711. | Ashutosh (decodester) | 43.97 | 93.6% | 2024-12-26 |
| 45712. | Ehsan (ehsn) | 43.97 | 94% | 2024-04-17 |
| 45713. | Juan (jesuus_is_coming) | 43.96 | 95.1% | 2024-01-25 |
| 45714. | Nikkie (vlad_putin) | 43.95 | 86% | 2017-04-08 |
| 45715. | AnoHito (anohito) | 43.95 | 94% | 2024-03-24 |
| 45716. | Cursorial (cursorial) | 43.95 | 98% | 2023-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |