So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6083. | (svendiamond) | 95.10 | — | 2011-05-02 |
| 6084. | (nikovertus) | 95.10 | 97% | 2022-07-23 |
| 6085. | (apb1) | 95.10 | 95% | 2011-10-27 |
| 6086. | (andm) | 95.10 | 91% | 2016-11-03 |
| 6087. | (okiandy) | 95.09 | 96% | 2021-09-23 |
| 6088. | quackeda (quackeda) | 95.09 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 6089. | (lusiopao) | 95.08 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 6090. | (agabrys) | 95.08 | 98% | 2023-03-15 |
| 6091. | (teacup) | 95.08 | 97% | 2013-01-11 |
| 6092. | Colter (thelonecolt) | 95.07 | 96% | 2022-12-22 |
| 6093. | (whaaahhh) | 95.07 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 6094. | (fuzzy8balls) | 95.07 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 6095. | (dawwid) | 95.07 | — | 2008-11-03 |
| 6096. | (joshtypes1) | 95.06 | 96% | 2022-10-16 |
| 6097. | (bjornbaboon) | 95.06 | 98% | 2020-12-30 |
| 6098. | (zearf) | 95.06 | 95% | 2013-02-07 |
| 6099. | (dinqissa) | 95.05 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 6100. | (latez) | 95.05 | 94% | 2013-01-20 |
| 6101. | (field1) | 95.05 | 97% | 2013-03-12 |
| 6102. | (pflanze) | 95.05 | 95% | 2014-05-06 |
| 6103. | (clement) | 95.05 | — | 2008-09-26 |
| 6104. | (bluuuu) | 95.04 | 97% | 2021-08-10 |
| 6105. | (garagdon) | 95.04 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 6106. | (mercury28) | 95.04 | 99% | 2021-01-06 |
| 6107. | Nick (njcanderson) | 95.03 | 94% | 2014-07-08 |
| 6108. | (mrdarcy1800) | 95.03 | 99% | 2021-05-10 |
| 6109. | (rubenms) | 95.03 | 90% | 2012-11-28 |
| 6110. | (scarlet35) | 95.02 | 96% | 2018-01-18 |
| 6111. | Evan (gemofevan) | 95.02 | 96% | 2014-02-11 |
| 6112. | (shlockington) | 95.01 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |