I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15227. | krittika (mojitroll) | 75.25 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| 15228. | Richard (jjjxxx) | 75.25 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 15229. | Leeway (shosaloza111) | 75.25 | 98% | 2023-03-30 |
| 15230. | jay00013 (jay00013) | 75.24 | 99% | 2023-09-05 |
| 15231. | Jared (angrybadger) | 75.24 | 95.9% | 2023-11-01 |
| 15232. | ATinyFish (atinyfish) | 75.24 | 98.1% | 2023-09-18 |
| 15233. | Michael (notmaiku) | 75.24 | 96.6% | 2021-02-19 |
| 15234. | Hyeonjun (hyedks) | 75.24 | 96% | 2018-01-08 |
| 15235. | Aad (aadpaling) | 75.24 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 15236. | JoY (j0y_y) | 75.23 | 96% | 2021-08-20 |
| 15237. | + (hollin) | 75.23 | 98% | 2020-10-25 |
| 15238. | Zachary (sk8erbo1) | 75.23 | 96% | 2017-10-15 |
| 15239. | TravelingSlug (travelingslug) | 75.22 | 98% | 2025-08-09 |
| 15240. | hohoho (doridorie) | 75.22 | 97% | 2022-03-17 |
| 15241. | Yani (theghak) | 75.22 | 95.2% | 2023-07-12 |
| 15242. | codekrodile (codekrodile) | 75.22 | 97% | 2021-05-29 |
| 15243. | Sean (mr_responsible) | 75.21 | 94% | 2016-03-10 |
| 15244. | St.Gemma (cleclezin) | 75.21 | 98% | 2021-09-12 |
| 15245. | h (midnightbastard) | 75.21 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 15246. | mursh (mursh) | 75.21 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 15247. | Kornel (kornelt) | 75.21 | 97% | 2022-10-19 |
| 15248. | Vernz (verrnz) | 75.21 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 15249. | Bradley (gobbleknob) | 75.21 | 95% | 2015-04-16 |
| 15250. | Lewis (luirausse) | 75.21 | 98% | 2018-04-20 |
| 15251. | teh poeple (mike25u) | 75.21 | 95% | 2017-01-23 |
| 15252. | Morrow (morrow) | 75.21 | 89% | 2017-01-22 |
| 15253. | Caleb (kippwah_) | 75.20 | 96% | 2021-02-02 |
| 15254. | Young (young23typer) | 75.20 | 97% | 2021-01-14 |
| 15255. | agopaluni (agopaluni) | 75.18 | 96.6% | 2024-03-12 |
| 15256. | D1 crashout (muffinmasta) | 75.18 | 90% | 2016-06-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |