Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14410. | Norton (pajj) | 77.86 | 98% | 2016-12-17 |
| 14411. | rayra (rayra24) | 77.86 | 98% | 2016-04-17 |
| 14412. | ℱ𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔬𝔪... | 77.86 | 97% | 2020-12-25 |
| 14413. | Michael (kedalg) | 77.86 | 99.4% | 2023-07-17 |
| 14414. | Andrew (greatfighter10) | 77.86 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 14415. | 0 (z4min) | 77.86 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 14416. | Mernolixx (mernolixx) | 77.86 | 97.7% | 2023-09-09 |
| 14417. | Mac (mac123456) | 77.86 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 14418. | tres (traalala) | 77.85 | — | 2009-02-01 |
| 14419. | Bot (literacy) | 77.85 | 95% | 2011-09-14 |
| 14420. | tstats[rajendra_thakur] (ra... | 77.85 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
| 14421. | Adi (a_yeti) | 77.85 | 97% | 2023-01-02 |
| 14422. | Hitler (imnothitler) | 77.84 | — | 2010-04-02 |
| 14423. | P (patrickkayne) | 77.84 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
| 14424. | Joshua (local_goose) | 77.84 | 96% | 2022-05-27 |
| 14425. | Lolhops ㅇㅅㅇ (glenipl) | 77.84 | 95% | 2014-11-11 |
| 14426. | ha.na234-love (haruna) | 77.83 | 98% | 2013-03-06 |
| 14427. | Mike (mhz5) | 77.83 | 97% | 2015-02-08 |
| 14428. | Utmarteas (utmarteas) | 77.83 | 95% | 2022-05-07 |
| 14429. | kyasaa (kyasaa) | 77.83 | 96.5% | 2023-07-12 |
| 14430. | Caleb (clebio) | 77.83 | 96% | 2012-09-02 |
| 14431. | Kyko (kaikoji) | 77.83 | 95% | 2023-09-04 |
| 14432. | slimkevkev (slimkevkev) | 77.83 | 97% | 2022-09-25 |
| 14433. | Tim (depends) | 77.82 | — | 2010-02-12 |
| 14434. | Jeremy (dejem) | 77.82 | 89% | 2012-02-08 |
| 14435. | Ashkan (ashkan) | 77.82 | — | 2009-08-29 |
| 14436. | Miguel (anckael) | 77.81 | 96% | 2018-09-01 |
| 14437. | Badz (badzerrorii) | 77.81 | 95% | 2011-12-18 |
| 14438. | Sarah (sarah_jane) | 77.81 | 98% | 2013-03-24 |
| 14439. | Gabriel (dgabeg) | 77.81 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |