So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21990. | Paul (pwall149) | 65.08 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 21991. | Mohammed (guitarist999) | 65.07 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 21992. | lol (oknoted) | 65.07 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
| 21993. | Udit (catherod) | 65.07 | 91% | 2017-05-11 |
| 21994. | Punisher (punisher2920) | 65.06 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 21995. | Jacob (sinani206) | 65.06 | 91% | 2013-01-03 |
| 21996. | zarry (zarryc) | 65.06 | 93% | 2016-02-14 |
| 21997. | XXX (pitago) | 65.06 | 96% | 2015-10-26 |
| 21998. | Mahala (mahalakks) | 65.06 | 93% | 2011-11-19 |
| 21999. | Hovhannes (hovo87) | 65.06 | 95% | 2012-09-01 |
| 22000. | 000 (oknotok_) | 65.05 | 95% | 2020-11-11 |
| 22001. | Kennedy (vanmankennedy) | 65.05 | 96% | 2020-04-21 |
| 22002. | Mike Kevin (mkcastro24) | 65.05 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 22003. | ujez (ujez) | 65.05 | 97% | 2022-08-08 |
| 22004. | Null (chicken1996) | 65.05 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 22005. | Allyson (allymyson) | 65.05 | — | 2010-03-05 |
| 22006. | Billy (bfud) | 65.04 | 90% | 2013-01-08 |
| 22007. | James (cleanthugg) | 65.04 | 96% | 2019-12-19 |
| 22008. | Pszymek (pszym) | 65.04 | 94% | 2021-08-16 |
| 22009. | Martin (royalbeast) | 65.04 | 91% | 2012-10-27 |
| 22010. | zonked (zonked) | 65.04 | 94% | 2014-12-11 |
| 22011. | Matt (shorts8617) | 65.04 | 96% | 2011-09-01 |
| 22012. | dunil (duniltmg1) | 65.04 | 93% | 2015-09-05 |
| 22013. | Scambodia (eventuallyellie) | 65.03 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 22014. | AD (adbmil) | 65.03 | 94% | 2015-06-08 |
| 22015. | jenart (jenart) | 65.03 | 95% | 2013-06-25 |
| 22016. | Cole (cole_denson) | 65.03 | 97% | 2020-11-02 |
| 22017. | eagle (e4gle) | 65.03 | 98% | 2021-10-05 |
| 22018. | Seriously? (code_slayer) | 65.03 | 95% | 2019-10-25 |
| 22019. | Suzanne (sedorman) | 65.03 | 95% | 2013-01-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |