The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9599. | Johnrey (johnreyy13) | 89.84 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 9600. | HawkEye (hawk_eye) | 89.84 | 98% | 2025-08-05 |
| 9601. | Sai Srujan Kumar (chsrujan) | 89.84 | 98.8% | 2021-02-20 |
| 9602. | tipper (tipperjones) | 89.84 | 98% | 2019-04-08 |
| 9603. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 89.84 | 97.2% | 2025-05-06 |
| 9604. | Trevor (megatrevornant) | 89.83 | 97.7% | 2024-10-08 |
| 9605. | john (primitive) | 89.83 | 99% | 2013-09-23 |
| 9606. | Sunny Earther (sunnyearther) | 89.83 | 96% | 2015-01-06 |
| 9607. | :) (drewroen) | 89.83 | 95% | 2013-03-23 |
| 9608. | Nini (flashaquarius) | 89.82 | 98% | 2025-11-23 |
| 9609. | Apop1exia (3ssance) | 89.82 | 96% | 2016-10-27 |
| 9610. | Utsab (utsabghmr) | 89.82 | 97.2% | 2025-01-05 |
| 9611. | Vaibhav (vaibhav974) | 89.82 | 99% | 2023-05-09 |
| 9612. | Gabriel (threwitontheground) | 89.82 | 98% | 2014-04-17 |
| 9613. | Mitchell (mrfreeze) | 89.82 | 98% | 2016-04-23 |
| 9614. | Jacob (author_) | 89.82 | 96% | 2013-11-23 |
| 9615. | Joshua (hail_hydra) | 89.81 | 96% | 2022-11-04 |
| 9616. | Churro (likechocopie) | 89.81 | 98.3% | 2024-02-27 |
| 9617. | dongster (dongster) | 89.81 | 97% | 2022-03-23 |
| 9618. | Brandon (be_better) | 89.81 | 95% | 2023-06-29 |
| 9619. | Danila (dnlhc) | 89.81 | 97% | 2025-09-13 |
| 9620. | trigunateet (trigunateet15) | 89.81 | 99% | 2018-02-10 |
| 9621. | Catherine (clcornick) | 89.81 | 97% | 2012-03-05 |
| 9622. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 89.81 | 96.6% | 2024-01-05 |
| 9623. | Cisco (yizzyweezy) | 89.81 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
| 9624. | (karguy4) | 89.80 | 99% | 2025-11-02 |
| 9625. | Anmol (anmolsaraswat) | 89.80 | 98% | 2022-02-24 |
| 9626. | jaunty (jaunty) | 89.80 | — | 2011-01-19 |
| 9627. | HM (ace_pan) | 89.80 | 95% | 2012-05-30 |
| 9628. | Daniel (typerwiz) | 89.79 | 98% | 2025-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |