I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12118. | Scott (waudercress) | 81.08 | 97.7% | 2023-11-26 |
| 12119. | Peter (peter777) | 81.08 | 97% | 2019-12-21 |
| 12120. | ♫ (_ag_) | 81.08 | 93% | 2016-07-08 |
| 12121. | caresse (caressee) | 81.07 | 98% | 2025-06-12 |
| 12122. | Hussain (sanpilot) | 81.07 | 96% | 2022-08-07 |
| 12123. | tstats[ayyaz7] (ayyaz7) | 81.07 | 96% | 2022-04-25 |
| 12124. | Ethan (whatusi) | 81.06 | 96% | 2022-02-17 |
| 12125. | Robert (robbstark) | 81.06 | 94% | 2016-10-03 |
| 12126. | Drews (drwsmnlpg) | 81.06 | 95% | 2021-09-22 |
| 12127. | TL (zstarcatchz) | 81.06 | 93% | 2015-08-29 |
| 12128. | Laprica (laprica) | 81.05 | 96% | 2015-04-24 |
| 12129. | Rachel (rachelthegiraffe) | 81.05 | 93% | 2015-10-21 |
| 12130. | Ivan (fanarill) | 81.04 | 96% | 2024-02-11 |
| 12131. | tstats[rajendra_thakur] (ra... | 81.04 | 98% | 2023-01-09 |
| 12132. | MaybeChtoto (htoto_takoi) | 81.04 | 97.1% | 2023-06-02 |
| 12133. | Sepida (heartofthemoon) | 81.04 | 91% | 2017-03-30 |
| 12134. | AD (aaustined) | 81.03 | 97% | 2018-02-11 |
| 12135. | Claxx (claxxartik) | 81.03 | 98.5% | 2024-07-19 |
| 12136. | Deez (mrhectic) | 81.03 | 91% | 2015-05-19 |
| 12137. | İsmail (hezarfen_13) | 81.03 | 96% | 2023-05-16 |
| 12138. | yt.com @breadnjoos (gyringr... | 81.03 | 97% | 2022-05-15 |
| 12139. | Ken (kcbrill) | 81.03 | 97% | 2017-01-09 |
| 12140. | John (stanfree3) | 81.03 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 12141. | ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (sipps) | 81.03 | 96% | 2018-09-25 |
| 12142. | aliee (alieejn) | 81.02 | 98% | 2022-11-20 |
| 12143. | danniponcho (dponchos) | 81.02 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 12144. | Burnert (burnert) | 81.02 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 12145. | Yuri (yurigurgenidze) | 81.02 | 97% | 2018-10-22 |
| 12146. | Rika (z3us99) | 81.02 | 96% | 2021-10-29 |
| 12147. | Tuan (tuansoibk) | 81.02 | 98% | 2015-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |