The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23288. | Adil (nemezidus) | 66.31 | 94% | 2017-03-01 |
| 23289. | (cleanus) | 66.30 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 23290. | Luis (dravenmain1) | 66.30 | 96% | 2020-06-19 |
| 23291. | (tharendel) | 66.30 | 94% | 2013-09-14 |
| 23292. | (nwjsmith) | 66.30 | 93% | 2016-01-28 |
| 23293. | Alex (alexklaus) | 66.30 | 97% | 2015-05-31 |
| 23294. | (lincolnhs) | 66.30 | 96% | 2012-09-14 |
| 23295. | (emy5023) | 66.30 | 93% | 2014-05-17 |
| 23296. | Matej (mattfid) | 66.30 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 23297. | (jerrica1) | 66.29 | 98% | 2015-01-12 |
| 23298. | (carnivorace) | 66.29 | 95.2% | 2023-10-26 |
| 23299. | (uhsizeal) | 66.29 | 94% | 2011-11-09 |
| 23300. | chang_dvorak (chang_dvorak) | 66.29 | 90% | 2013-04-17 |
| 23301. | (mannsingh) | 66.29 | 96% | 2014-12-09 |
| 23302. | (azaky) | 66.29 | 92% | 2012-12-21 |
| 23303. | Mary (wpj7321) | 66.29 | 95% | 2011-11-18 |
| 23304. | KRINZKOLO (krinzkolo) | 66.28 | 98% | 2022-05-19 |
| 23305. | (aarondhary) | 66.28 | 94% | 2020-07-31 |
| 23306. | (rdcmdev) | 66.28 | 96% | 2018-06-17 |
| 23307. | (semixy) | 66.28 | 94% | 2013-02-12 |
| 23308. | Chinchilla (chinchilla) | 66.28 | 97% | 2012-04-05 |
| 23309. | clavat (clavat) | 66.28 | 92% | 2012-03-19 |
| 23310. | (1manila) | 66.27 | 97% | 2018-09-28 |
| 23311. | (chickhiaki) | 66.27 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 23312. | (kamikadze009) | 66.27 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 23313. | (levitron) | 66.27 | — | 2010-05-30 |
| 23314. | (nikhefong) | 66.27 | 94% | 2013-09-17 |
| 23315. | (jerkric) | 66.27 | 94% | 2012-10-02 |
| 23316. | (daniel_de_darik) | 66.27 | 94% | 2013-06-21 |
| 23317. | (ataneja) | 66.27 | 94% | 2018-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |