When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5138. | ΩmegaMan (omegaman) | 97.37 | 98% | 2021-06-20 |
| 5139. | Lundun (lundun) | 97.36 | 98% | 2026-01-17 |
| 5140. | David (dungeonsiege) | 97.36 | 96% | 2017-01-22 |
| 5141. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 97.34 | 97% | 2022-10-20 |
| 5142. | Sadie (satchelpage) | 97.34 | 99% | 2018-11-01 |
| 5143. | www (aaahrgrhh) | 97.33 | 97% | 2022-05-24 |
| 5144. | Christian (pheonican77) | 97.33 | 97% | 2024-09-04 |
| 5145. | Bobbie (culturedvehicle) | 97.33 | 99% | 2020-12-06 |
| 5146. | Charles (charleyboo) | 97.33 | 98% | 2021-07-23 |
| 5147. | primo (prim013) | 97.33 | 99% | 2020-09-25 |
| 5148. | Macbook (macbook_air) | 97.32 | 97% | 2023-06-02 |
| 5149. | Andrew (hokageboi) | 97.32 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 5150. | gvne (gvne) | 97.32 | 97% | 2026-05-28 |
| 5151. | tstats[fasttyper_gg1] (fast... | 97.32 | 97% | 2023-01-12 |
| 5152. | Hi (12028) | 97.32 | 82% | 2016-11-25 |
| 5153. | jae (jaeoh1994) | 97.32 | 94% | 2016-12-01 |
| 5154. | Makan (mastacoder) | 97.30 | 96.1% | 2024-09-10 |
| 5155. | Rij (rijduck) | 97.30 | 97% | 2020-07-22 |
| 5156. | hi (shockblades) | 97.30 | 98% | 2020-05-22 |
| 5157. | Harrison (classicalfreak96) | 97.30 | 92% | 2017-01-23 |
| 5158. | Eero (e007) | 97.29 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 5159. | Steven (shitterbitter) | 97.29 | 97% | 2019-01-11 |
| 5160. | Zed (zeddyboy) | 97.28 | 99% | 2021-10-25 |
| 5161. | Fallen (giorgiv4) | 97.28 | 98% | 2025-10-30 |
| 5162. | Reckful RIP (micbee) | 97.28 | 98% | 2021-09-23 |
| 5163. | Ben (gummzee) | 97.28 | 99% | 2022-07-10 |
| 5164. | ДЕБИЛАНА ТОТАЛ... | 97.28 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 5165. | cory (yawyeet) | 97.27 | 96% | 2018-07-20 |
| 5166. | Nico (itznco) | 97.27 | 96.9% | 2023-10-17 |
| 5167. | Henry (hchen1021) | 97.26 | 98% | 2025-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |