Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2911. | Joshua (buckerts) | 72.07 | 96% | 2018-03-20 |
| 2912. | Ryan (breezybuster) | 72.06 | 96% | 2017-08-09 |
| 2913. | Derrick (victoryx5) | 72.02 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 2914. | Hoang (sanh01) | 72.01 | 99% | 2020-08-02 |
| 2915. | beige.phalarope (christianhr) | 72.00 | 98% | 2018-12-01 |
| 2916. | swagfish (4thunion) | 72.00 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
| 2917. | JJ Johnson Son (slaggen) | 71.99 | 97% | 2020-01-12 |
| 2918. | gzip1 (gzip1) | 71.99 | 96% | 2019-11-22 |
| 2919. | Vivaldi (anandmathew2007@gm... | 71.99 | 98% | 2017-10-21 |
| 2920. | James (profitc) | 71.98 | 96% | 2019-06-07 |
| 2921. | Clarence (thedolphinater) | 71.98 | 95% | 2017-12-24 |
| 2922. | Weed (weeddinosaur) | 71.97 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 2923. | Tunmsie (tunmi_dev) | 71.95 | 97% | 2019-08-15 |
| 2924. | Kamos (kmakacidrain12g2) | 71.95 | 94% | 2017-08-23 |
| 2925. | Hessi (hessijames) | 71.95 | 97% | 2018-02-25 |
| 2926. | Terra (terranavis) | 71.94 | 96% | 2019-02-02 |
| 2927. | Ngoc (maxq42) | 71.92 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 2928. | Ben (financialwar) | 71.92 | 95% | 2017-12-06 |
| 2929. | Alyssa (clarrissa) | 71.92 | 98% | 2017-08-21 |
| 2930. | 而自遇見你 惡夢就... | 71.91 | 96% | 2019-04-01 |
| 2931. | OdrogTwo (gordo2) | 71.90 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 2932. | JP (jpuppey) | 71.89 | 96% | 2018-04-07 |
| 2933. | John (jgrasso4) | 71.89 | 98% | 2017-07-26 |
| 2934. | Emil (zelciux) | 71.88 | 94% | 2020-03-20 |
| 2935. | Juan (jpherrera) | 71.88 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 2936. | Emily (em66) | 71.86 | 96% | 2018-03-08 |
| 2937. | Joe (honorhawk) | 71.86 | 96% | 2018-10-23 |
| 2938. | Adnan (max9999) | 71.86 | 97% | 2018-11-14 |
| 2939. | Matt (digisax) | 71.86 | 96% | 2017-07-21 |
| 2940. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 71.85 | 98% | 2018-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |