As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13701. | Jonas (jonasjul) | 75.22 | 96% | 2016-10-21 |
| 13702. | you (you) (tdtdtdttt) | 75.22 | 98% | 2016-06-21 |
| 13703. | Angelo (ruly_2002) | 75.21 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 13704. | kevedsa4esan (k4sn) | 75.21 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
| 13705. | Abhi (abhishekmalle) | 75.21 | 94% | 2017-03-26 |
| 13706. | al2qx (al2qx) | 75.21 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 13707. | Tim (peatearparkour) | 75.20 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 13708. | Burritoes (burritoess) | 75.20 | 96.8% | 2023-10-09 |
| 13709. | Yupa (valleyofthewin) | 75.20 | 98% | 2022-01-24 |
| 13710. | Robin (dieselamstiesl) | 75.20 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 13711. | Pradipta (proydu) | 75.20 | 96% | 2015-08-30 |
| 13712. | Jenna (jennr123) | 75.20 | 89% | 2016-06-22 |
| 13713. | Bokeh (bokehcoyote) | 75.19 | 96% | 2018-12-11 |
| 13714. | Christian (christiantan) | 75.19 | 95% | 2020-07-13 |
| 13715. | Taufik (thd_1994) | 75.19 | 98% | 2019-03-31 |
| 13716. | GOYARD (goyard) | 75.19 | 97% | 2017-09-27 |
| 13717. | SlavaUkraini (diazjulio007) | 75.18 | 98% | 2018-02-01 |
| 13718. | Ahnaf (stallion1145) | 75.18 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 13719. | nothim (notperseus) | 75.18 | 97% | 2023-09-28 |
| 13720. | मंगल से आयà... | 75.18 | 97% | 2021-05-19 |
| 13721. | Clarissa (clarissamaranne) | 75.18 | 96% | 2015-06-13 |
| 13722. | Benedikt (dikt73) | 75.18 | 96% | 2019-12-11 |
| 13723. | Quan (martinrockon) | 75.18 | 97% | 2019-03-04 |
| 13724. | KappaPride (frozen956) | 75.17 | 90% | 2015-12-17 |
| 13725. | A (abcd1209) | 75.17 | 98% | 2022-05-04 |
| 13726. | Fei (feikien99) | 75.16 | 95% | 2022-04-24 |
| 13727. | Opu (samops) | 75.16 | 97% | 2023-05-25 |
| 13728. | Asif (asif04) | 75.16 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 13729. | Cory (nascar_nelson) | 75.15 | 98% | 2023-05-02 |
| 13730. | Yusuke (tokyoprogramming) | 75.15 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |