So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8423. | Richard (marmoto) | 88.99 | 98% | 2013-12-09 |
| 8424. | Moritz (elagon) | 88.99 | 96% | 2022-11-30 |
| 8425. | Marc (murderdolphin) | 88.99 | 94% | 2015-08-13 |
| 8426. | Masterobi (masterobi) | 88.99 | — | 2009-08-27 |
| 8427. | Kai (jjune) | 88.98 | 97% | 2021-07-30 |
| 8428. | Sverker (sverker2004) | 88.98 | — | 2010-06-01 |
| 8429. | Quench (quench) | 88.98 | 98% | 2020-05-06 |
| 8430. | kammy (kammycat) | 88.98 | 98% | 2011-06-29 |
| 8431. | Aaron (atoponce) | 88.98 | — | 2009-08-03 |
| 8432. | Parth (exter_dg) | 88.97 | 97.4% | 2023-05-31 |
| 8433. | Kai (gigadelic) | 88.97 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 8434. | Kristin (cc_pie75) | 88.97 | 94% | 2016-07-11 |
| 8435. | begetable (begetable) | 88.96 | 98% | 2023-10-08 |
| 8436. | maufry (maufry) | 88.96 | 98% | 2022-01-19 |
| 8437. | kbd warior (spykids3) | 88.96 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 8438. | Bennett (bjhansen) | 88.96 | 94% | 2015-05-08 |
| 8439. | Rasmus (sbares) | 88.95 | 98% | 2021-05-22 |
| 8440. | Clara (claramenna) | 88.95 | 95% | 2013-01-25 |
| 8441. | Kate (kaprese) | 88.95 | 98% | 2012-06-30 |
| 8442. | Arg (babyursa) | 88.95 | 98% | 2014-11-29 |
| 8443. | Sylvie (eat_my_dust_batches) | 88.94 | 98% | 2022-01-11 |
| 8444. | Jaan (muruniiduk) | 88.94 | 98% | 2018-01-14 |
| 8445. | Henndrong (henndrong) | 88.93 | 94% | 2016-09-14 |
| 8446. | Michael (pokemic) | 88.93 | 98% | 2014-01-20 |
| 8447. | Tommy (tommyn123) | 88.93 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 8448. | Joe (soulixer) | 88.93 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
| 8449. | Chetan (comhacks) | 88.93 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 8450. | Ezekiel (saucyio) | 88.93 | 93% | 2013-12-30 |
| 8451. | Aubrey (warrior13) | 88.93 | 98% | 2013-02-01 |
| 8452. | raf (rafski) | 88.92 | 97% | 2018-06-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |