I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5880. | Jolan (simcoen) | 96.17 | — | 2010-04-27 |
| 5881. | Griffin (tvrgriffith) | 96.16 | 100% | 2017-06-22 |
| 5882. | Alex (aqin24) | 96.16 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 5883. | Isaac (attenuationcoefficient) | 96.16 | 97% | 2017-06-18 |
| 5884. | Dess (usuck) | 96.16 | — | 2010-10-23 |
| 5885. | Kyle (kalmech) | 96.15 | 97% | 2015-05-13 |
| 5886. | Bijay (moneybijay) | 96.14 | 99% | 2022-10-10 |
| 5887. | Qwerty (qwerty80801) | 96.14 | 100% | 2020-02-10 |
| 5888. | InsaneBiff (insanebiff) | 96.14 | 97% | 2015-04-20 |
| 5889. | Norm (dwagner8) | 96.14 | 94% | 2015-04-29 |
| 5890. | HiroHero (hirohero89) | 96.12 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 5891. | quipo (quipo) | 96.12 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
| 5892. | Chris (christrilling) | 96.12 | 98% | 2020-01-25 |
| 5893. | Richard (richard_king) | 96.11 | 97.9% | 2023-09-05 |
| 5894. | ocramka (ocramka1) | 96.11 | 98% | 2023-03-27 |
| 5895. | ゆうや (yuuyashirato) | 96.11 | 97% | 2014-01-17 |
| 5896. | ㅤ (clarified) | 96.10 | 98% | 2020-10-18 |
| 5897. | BobDaAsianBuilda (fortnitef... | 96.10 | 94% | 2021-08-28 |
| 5898. | clam (clam) | 96.10 | 88% | 2012-08-21 |
| 5899. | Young (slinky773) | 96.09 | 81% | 2015-02-19 |
| 5900. | korus (ikarusfilms) | 96.09 | 96% | 2016-06-04 |
| 5901. | Spatula (spatula1) | 96.08 | 98% | 2022-07-26 |
| 5902. | tPenguinLTG (tpenguinltg) | 96.08 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 5903. | snaotheus (snaotheus) | 96.06 | 99% | 2022-09-06 |
| 5904. | Ashton (codeadept) | 96.06 | 98% | 2018-10-18 |
| 5905. | Rav (impaledbison) | 96.06 | 97% | 2023-03-08 |
| 5906. | lua (lualua) | 96.06 | 97% | 2013-10-23 |
| 5907. | Diplonicus (johnsadar) | 96.06 | 97% | 2013-10-15 |
| 5908. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 96.05 | 97% | 2023-01-20 |
| 5909. | Tibnel (tonels) | 96.05 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |